Kevin Carr's Gloves

As if the Ormeau road residents didn't have enough sadness already. Man this is awful for the family, the parents must be climbing the walls with grief.

At least you won’t have to eat any of that shite Italian food.

My in laws went before lockdown and thought it was boring as fuck, and they’re in their 70s

We have hundreds of flowers in pots for the bees.

I’ll take a picture when it’s down, the stuff we ordered looks very real tbh.

We have a dog and her pee burns the grass and the turf hasn’t taken in 3 years. We know a few people who have done it and they swear by it.

If you ever move out of your parents house you might get to spend money on a house.

Your mouth spouts scents and not good ones.

We are spending £2k getting our lawn astro turfed.

You released on the instrumental, that's some grade A premature shit just there.

No I think you're talking out your arse.

Worse than Tim Krul?

Yeah but he's a cunt.

I hire a buggy whenever I play😁

What about starving poor people to death?

Yes, they’re totally upfront about being their atrocities. The Tories are just as cunty and try and look innocent about it.

I meant I’d rather the Saudis owned on their own.

So the Ruben brothers are massive Tory donors. Well tgey can fuck off from buying the club. I’d rather just have the Isis donors.

The lineup was Ross Noble, Steffen Peddie, Tony Mendoza and compared by Vladimir McTavish. There were six people in the audience and my 5 minute set was about the budget (john Major and Norman Lamont) as an episode of the twilight zone.

Is it not more to do with their inability to replace Van Dijk and Gomez?

A PTI Sgt an a couple of corporals calling me a soft cunt.

So Peterbrough only need 1 point to secure automatic promotion.

Did my first gig in the Cumberland in 1993

West Brom are down now

Unfortunately I’m currently managing a project delivery so I’m pretty sure they would notice if I just didn’t turn up.