luckyluke

1. Alarm goes off at 8.30 2. Drag self out of bed by 8.45 3. Have shower 4. Get dressed, shave, pack bag 5. Make sandwich for lunch 6. Have breakfast in front of TV 7. Brush teeth 8. Leave house by 9.30

...just...plain....funny 84996[/snapback] What was that? I couldn't hear anything above the sound of wobbling jowls. 84997[/snapback] And so this thread becomes yet another chapter in the ongoing Gemmill-Fish saga: -You're fat! -No you're fat! -No you're fat! etc etc

I would have thought that Blackburn would make more sense, but I suppose there's the Bellamy factor.

That's not what Freddie says...

So Renton, pitcher or catcher?

In that article Hansen makes it seem like we're attacking Souness as a person rather than a manager - "For a reason I can't work out, they haven't really warmed to Graeme" BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING SHITE Another moronic statement by Hansen on Motd the other week - 'they keep changing their managers at Newcastle, they need to be more patient'. Before Souness was appointed Robson was manager for more than four years, we were patient with him because he wasn't fucking clueless.

So he can't afford a season ticket but he's paying between £700.01 and £699.99 for a tatoo of Vitor Baia and '99' on his back? Madness.

Or even thought of.

Advertising Standards should hang them out to dry tbh.

I'm not saying he hasn't...

Yeah, but what has he achieved that Venables and Hoddle didn't? Qualifying by beating a bunch of no-hopers from Eastern Europe, beating some a-bit-but -not-much-more hopers in the group stages before crashing out to the first decent team we come across. I think Erikkson has done an okay job as England coach, but nothing outstanding. Yet.

Eh...I'm assuming you're talking about the Tour de France. Isn't it, erm, usually in France?

They're either side of that bit of meat you can't stop pulling on. 84429[/snapback] Jimbo's testicles are now invisible to the naked eye due to their frequent emptying.

I liked his performances in Resevoir Dogs and True Romance. Not seen much else with him in. RIP

His record isn't that much better than other managers tbh. Hoddle, Venables and Robson all boast similar records.

Meenzer's had literally dozens of MP's abusing him. 84420[/snapback] Meenzer's had literally dozens of MP's abusing him. Literally.

Cheers East Stander & Craig, that report always sends a shiver down my spine. Interesting that one of the Forest subs that day was Dean Saunders!

Is there a way of accessing .com's match reports from seasons gone? In particular I'm after the last game of the 96/97 season, with the 5-0 drubbing of Forest and the relegation of Sunderland and Boro. I need to relive happier times!

I've just shown the actual Ronaldinho video to my housemates who all think it's 100% genuine. Morons.

:razz:

Even if we are losing games because of injuries, it's not an excuse - several of our players had notable histories of injury when we signed them, hence their low price. You very rarely get something for nothing (unless we're selling) so if the price is low there's usually a reason.

Look there he is, over there, the one person left who still wants me in charge! 83011[/snapback] Terry Mac: you mean the fat ginger one stuffing himself with chocolate?

My housemate's dad lives in Munich, a few of my mates are going but I can't as I'm still at uni. Boo!

Fuck knows when my last exam will be - it could be as late as 2013.

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