luckyluke

I saw that. What are they going to do exactly?

I knew you'd say that in response to me pointing out you were being a dick. And I'm not.

Bad luck Andy. This Hickman cunt clearly needs sending a strongly worded letter at the very least.

I thought it was pretty evident that I was taking the piss, but nice attempt to live up to the stereotype I described.

Don't get shirty with me, you bellend, you're the one throwing fuck offs around and rolling your eyes.

Given that they're uniformly offensive, racist and stupid, I thought it was scientifically impossible to racially abuse an Australian. Even if they are part gook.

Fair amount of aggro considering it's a reasonable answer to a hypothetical question.

Charged by the FA for two counts of violent conduct (kicking Aguero and attempting to headbutt Kompany) in addition to the four match ban he's already got for the red card. Whaddya reckon? I'll say 12 games in total.

Just watched yesterday's MOTD. Football, bloody hell. Love that clip of Hart celebrating the winner - ironic shades of Schmeical celebrating the winner in the Nou Camp in '99.

I'm not on twitter (well I am in a sense as I opened an account three years ago but have never used it). I'm amazed that people like Linekar choose to start these petty spats in the public domain.

Indeed. On the plus side, those twats missed one of the best moments in their club's history, and I imagine for most of their lifetimes, and the resulting celebrations. I hope they tried to get back in and were told to fuck off.

Leeds, ffs.

A friend of mine who's ten years older than me and grew up in Leecs once said that without a trace of irony when I was giving him a lift last year, I've never let him live it down since.

Can't see them queuing up to sign him. Four year contract.

Being friendly to a supporter of another team who's always wished us the best? YOU COCK.

Are you implying Sam Jack's isn't a nice pub?

Spinwank!

I second that spinewank. Would be highly tempted.

I was gonna say they seemed very reasonable and level headed - especially regarding Liverpool, in contrast to of course the mackems and surprisingly the Man City fans you asked - until I read that guy's answer about fans.

Well done to Pardew, I was livid when we sacked Hughton for him but he's been immense from the off. Re players leaving, I'd like to think that seeing the club is a lot better placed than when they arrived, the likes of Cabaye, Tiote and Ben Arfa will want to stay at a club that is on the up. I'm slightly worried that Pardew keeps saying that if Real/Man U etc come waving wads of cash then that will be that, I can only hope that the club does not PLAN to sell these players in the hope they can continually unearth young, cheap talent. A lot has been made of our success with this group after flogging our previous matchwinners but to do this on a consistent, cycling basis as some have suggested requires an incredible scouting network and a lot of luck, and I doubt that it is a model for continual improvement.

Howay Craig!

Will he get one? I knows he's been here more than ten years but he's been a fringe/reserve player for most of that. Hope he does though.

It's clearly not useless but evolution/god really needs to do something about the uterus, utterly spiteful twat of an organ that makes countless womens' lives a misery. And what the fuck is it with childbirth, what should be a normal, safe and pleasing way of giving life is an agonising and physically and mentally draining ordeal that despite the advances of modern medicine can still be a lethal game of Russian Roulette thanks to the tendency of the womb to bleed like a stuck pig. Had a woman on ICU last week, first baby, low risk, normal delivery, everything going fine than bang, massive, uncontrollable life threatening haemorrhage and next thing she knows she's had an emergency hysterectomy. What a cunt.

This forum is head and shoulders above the rest when it comes to making god awful puns.

Fish quoting their lyrics on the first page of this thread.