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I doubt it, probably because the Kiwis have a better variety of wellies.

And wots more, the new Fulham manager says he's the best striker in Europe.

If Dummett won't be available for the Burnley match who will Rafa put in his place? Probably Manquillo or Kenedy but I would go a different road. I think Manquillo hasn't shown he's good enough, and I think Kenedy would be wasted in that position. I think Clark could possibly fit in quite well, he is a defender and plays left center-back, so I think he could adjust. It's Clark for me.

Warren Barton is over here too, but I don't know if he lives in Orange County or L.A County.

Barry Venison, like me, lives in Orange County, Southern California, and that's where the resemblance ends.

Perhaps I should move North.

Touchy-touchy-feelie-feelie.. If sexual assault had gained notoriety in my teenage years I would still be in the clink.

Of course I was you twerp. Great win, wonderful 3 points, and my only serious critique about Rafa is he should have taken Diame off sooner, there were times he was a liability. Perez?......hero last week but not this week. Full credit to Rondon, great header.

Fucking Hell we won!! Don't know how we did other than we scored and they didn't. They had some clear-shot chances which they missed, we had some luck today. Overall they looked the better team when in possession, we really didn't look that good but a win is a win. Hope there is no long-term injuries on Mutu, Shelvey, and Lascells.

Aye, he was probably coached about what to say.

Watford. Wot ye ganna dee Rafa? same o same o! Dubravka…..Aye Yedlin...Aye Lascells….Aye Fernandez...Aye Dummett...Aye Ritchie...Aye Shelvey...Aye Diame...Nah, Ki Kenedy...Nah, Atsu/Murphy Mutu...Aye Perez...Nah, Rondon

Any consolation that the point moved us off the bottom into second bottom?

Call me what you want, slag me if you want, I don't care! Rafa fucked-up today, make no mistake about that. Kenedy contributed little or nothing to the game, he should have been yanked at half-time and not allowed to be useless for 90 minutes. Diame should have been yanked long before he was, he was absolutely useless. Atsu should have replaced Kenedy at half-time. Ki should have replaced Diame at half-time. Rafa waits too long to make substitutions. How we got a point is any ones guess, can't credit Rafa. Credit to the players who blocked the shots, the keeper, and the Southampton players who like us couldn't score. 27 shots last week, I counted one today. 2 shite teams but we were the shittiest.

Look, de Jong scores against Spurs in the Champions League. How many of our castaways are playing in the Champions League?

I see Santon played 90 mins for Roma in the Champions League.

Why did Rafa just use 1 substitute against Brighton? And why did Rafa take Mutu off and put Joselulu in? Just asking.

Alex, are you saying Kenedy lacks quality, and him missing that penalty was the owners fault?

You know, I have read all the posts slagging Ashley and for the most part I agree and second all of them. However, I can lay no blame on Ashley for our loss against Brighton. We were the better team on the pitch by far, and should have won easily had we scored 2 of the 27 shots we took. Not having a real striker is one good reason for our lack of scoring but, we do have players capable of scoring but they are not doing it when the opportunities are put in front of them. The fact that Kenedy missed the penalty against Cardiff and cost us dearly, had nothing to do with Mike Ashley's way of doing things, and that could be said of all the sitters missed, and there's been quite a few.

Disappointing YES, surprise NO. Possession galore, opportunity galore, chances galore, but not a fucking goal to show for it. It's getting to the point where I fully expect to lose points, and a 3 point win would probably cause heart problems. Jesus fucking wept …………….and so did I.

Dear boy, Columbus could hardly return from a place he never got to.

But didn't Nitro make those comments after he was gone?

I agree, the Jews are subjected to some abuse but the majority of so-called racism is directed at the black players. I remember a Jew playing for Liverpool years ago. He scored 2 goals in one game and headline in the Scouse pink said "The Jew scores Two". Now that could bring a smile or a frown depending on who you are.

Not easy to do if the kitchen sink is used as baby's bathtub.

Let's face it, despite the Law, we got the wrong Murphy, his twin is doing much better at Cardiff. Maybe Rafa couldn't tell them apart and picked the wrong one.