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Zane Lowe doesnt post here does he?

Have to admit I laughed

Ashley Cole is sitting on the phone Dennis Wise is sitting in the phone. I still laugh whenever I see that avatar (if I say so myself!!)

Fuck me Paul McCartney must be shitting bricks

Ashley Cole is sitting on the phone

hows the song go? Sol Campbell is a wanker a wanker a wanker a big fuckin puff wanker (and hes black).

Im gonna take away the font size facility from Ollie

To be honest I'd even have Franz and Kevin Carr back at the minute. Cant stand Stephen Carr but frankly another body with Premiership experience cant do any harm and its not likely we'll find anyone anywhere else at the minute.

Damn, I only have home addresses

2pm no bother here either

Never ever ever considered moving there! I dont even like driving past the place!

Mine is.. Stokes a shitehole.

I'm not surprised you need a whole weekend Yes Though hubby and son can share the driving. We'll probably stay overnight somewhere. Picking up a race car actually.....even taking into account the cost of the fuel, race cars are cheaper in Scotland I'm told! emmm I assume you're stopping off in Toon at some stage?

How come so many people are interested now when we couldnt sell up 2 years ago for half whats being asked for now and we werent anywhere near the joke we now are? A big pile of doggy bollocks methinks

In the league twice. King is not the king we know and love. The most talented allround defender this country has is ready for the knackers Im afraid. Keep Steven Taylor out of this

muppet White Hart Lane capacity - 36,244 St James' Park capacity - 52,387 Difference - 16,143 so basically we have to find an additional 16k fans to fill ours and we generally come close to it, even yesterday we managed 9k more than you ever will. What happened to the "toon army" fans that sold out week in and week out? When the going gets really tough the toon fans are nowhere to be found. Even if we do get relegated we will still sell out every week. Unlike your boys when you last had a stint in the second tier. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

muppet White Hart Lane capacity - 36,244 St James' Park capacity - 52,387 Difference - 16,143 so basically we have to find an additional 16k fans to fill ours and we generally come close to it, even yesterday we managed 9k more than you ever will.

I think the whole things bollocks, hes been fed a pack of shite to ensure he says it thereby getting the fans to stop protesting in case of jeopardising the deal. I am willing to put money on the fact that this will not come off but Ashley will make some statement of how the fans mutiny has caused the buyers to pull out (and N-O will melt down).

I refer you to your signature.

hmmmmm so if you change it away from Wise does that mean?..... RIP Paul

I have nothing personal against Joe, as a person hes probably a very nice loveable chap but that line just sums it all up. In the last 4 years hes had numerous interviews at various clubs but none of them took him. Suddenly the worlds 15th richest? arguably one of the Premierships biggest and definitely the countries most upshitcreek club and hes all we can get. Just who are the clubs hes been interviewd by? My guessing is anything below the Championship that was looking for a new boss, hes not daft he knows his level and after Forest he knew he wasnt going to get any big club, hes applied for things at his level and failed to get them then suddenly "Joe its Dennis, what you doing on Saturday geezah?"

or quieten the protests and if they dont quieten then he'll just turn round and blame us for the non-existant buyers pulling out,

I think all the paper stuff has been true (that the club has been for sale almost since he bought it). It's just the insane amount that he wants for the club that has put all potentially interested parties off. How can he expect to get more for the club than he's paid for and put in to it to pay off debts conbined when it's in the state it's in? It's like buying a used car, spending loads on repairs and then expecting to sell it for the same price as it was worth brand new. But it's not. It's like buying a used car, then having four new tires fitted because you have to and expecting to sell it for more than what it cost new. Oh and you've only got the one set of keys because your mate from London lost the others! Bollocks, its like buying a car, putting two bald tyres on it, fiting a new stereo that only picks up Capital FM. Taking the fairly tuned engine out and replacing it with a clapped out Morris Minors and then refusing to take it for its weekly service, covering it in dog shit and never cleaning it then doubling the price it would have cost new. Oh and driving it round the country, setting up a stall outside Ferrari garages and trying to flog it.

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