peasepud

You're right its friggin miles away!

Me me me!!! But only if I can take a picture of my cock with a santa helmet on and post it? I can see the headline now.... Byker Library shut down for indecency shocker!!!

havent you got some ironing to do? or maybe a bit shopping with the mother in law?

Aye, most abuse is directed at me, Peasepud, or the Fish. Only the Fish deserves it imo. Ye knaa, I always said you were salt of the earth mate, suddenly having to put up with the others on Saturday will be made a whole lot easier with your fine company

Understatment of the year tbh. Sports Bar is the only place he gets to see a pair of knockers these days by the sound of it. I too find it sad, however when you have kids a change takes place. I am now the bearer of responsibility and therefore cannot live the way I was once inclined/afforded to. Many of my old friends I bump into now and then simply don't beleive I have settled down and embraced family life, but it's a sad fact. Sexual dynamo I was and will always be as long as there's a bone in my cock! Not having the internet at home doesn't diminish my standing, infact one of the main reason she wanted rid of it was cos our time in the bedroom reduced due to my increased internet exposure. So picture a white Barry White, 3 times lighter but still with a black mans cock and you'd not be far off! You want to get that seen to mate, its not meant to be that colour you know dunno why I rushed in with the reply he'll not read it til tomorrow lunchtime. As for the prostitution debate, the answer would be tolerance zones, areas where girls can ply their trade and punters see them without any worries, areas with CCTV but people can go safely knowing their not going to get pulled over by the police. The likes of an industrial estate away from peoples homes etc so it takes the problem away from suburban areas but is well lit and safely monitored. Any girls trying to work anywhere else could then be pulled up and arrested. As for the jokes Im not offended by them but I do think that general society see these girls as less than the shit they've scraped off their shoes, street girls are usually junkies etc that have gotten into a mess and need the cash, its either that or robbing people. Im sure one girl that was murdered had 4 kids and was doing it to feed them, very sad state of affairs all round tbh EDIT: And sorry like but I do think the Advent Calendar is sick, its one thing making jokes as a generalisation but using actual victims pictures is a bit too much imho like

*insert smart-arsed birthday comment here*

5th most innovative injury list in the last 10 years tbh.

fuck me! the stats on BBC show us as having 51% posession and 4-3 on the shots. early days though

Ahhh begorrah the barmaids will be wet at the thought of it.

I see Noelie's got his cake. Happy Birthday marra.

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/news/ Loved the club so much he used to diddle us out of £1.50..... fat useless manc twat.

I haven't been for a couple of years, but it was always one of my favourites in Newcastle. Had a mint jukebox, IIRC, & at least it was different from the usual chain pub bollocks.... I believe the jukebox is touted as "officially the best jukebox in newcastle"

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whatever happened to that lunatic that used to post on here about how high an IQ he had and how he had a dozen degrees?

hmmmm a man with a scarf eh? Gemmill? where were you then?

You scored less than J69 didnt you? admittedly, if I had then Id be pretending I couldnt be arsed to take the test as well.

I hope you're joking. I understand the likes of Abramovich coming in with his billions and using Chelsea as a toy but its the likes of the Glazers I don't understand. Yes the doom and gloom predicted about how they were going to rape the club has been exaggerated but I still don't see why they bought them. The opportunity to make money is slim and they aren't exactly life long fans. Its the guys who will be looking to make money who are the ones to be wary off, especially those who may not fully understand the way football works in England. I think the likes of the Glazers have a more long term plan in mind, one that involves linking the club with their American interests and being able to push the brands of both in the other country thereby setting up a major multinational advertising and corporate brand in its own right.

I've only just wandered into this thread but basically (if Ive got this right) theres a girl who rings you up randomly for sex, tells you she'll give you BJs and generally just flirts along without any kind of commitment? Bloody women!!!! you got her number handy?

Reservoir Dogs is my fave film of all time, Pulp Fiction wasnt as good imho but I do think it was a genius of a film, the way it jumps between stories and across time. Kill Bill 1 & 2 were both class, Killing Zoe was good also, I honestly dont think Ive seen a film of his that I thought "that was average". The use of music is (again in my opinion) one of his big big strongpoints. Even his acting parts have been good, Dusk til Dawn, his bit part in Reservoir Dogs and Im sure theres more but cant remember. Plus the CSI episode he directed was a classic.

fucking cockney bastids!

cant believe how lucky I was there, bored went on betfair and found I had £2 sitting, odds were 2-1 Chelsea or 9-1 Arse so I stuck it on, literally seconds after it had accepted the bet they scored!

I would be asking you for ID if you came in my bar

Fuck me, young uns these days have too many morales, go to your favourite drinking hole and then regardless of what happens text the boss and say "spot on, did everything they should have" or if you dont like lying to your boss then go to the bar and say "3 pints of lager, a whisky chaser and pack of pork scratchings please oh and Im a secret shopper trying to catch you out so please make sure you ask me for ID". Sorted.

No, no and thrice no