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with his eye? wtf? cracked ribs, bruised arm? yeah but damaged eye?

Aye, but the point is that hes not to endanger it anymore, therefore wearing protective glasses would solve that. Considering Beardlsey was playing with a broken face in a mask Im sure Dyer could wear a pair of shades and get himself some advertising work as a consequence.

wheres the Hitzfeld thread? oh how I reminisce at the lovely words put there by the bairns.

why the fuck would rest be part of the treatment for an eye knock? unless its hanging out of its socket theres no reason why he cant at least train. smokescreen tbh

obviously cheating tbh

Sick in the heed man. Especially that thing when they were doing it to you, if you're a lass living by yourself, it must make you wonder whether it's just some dickhead that's picked a number at random who's getting their kicks out of it, or whether they're actually watching you/trying to work out if you're out or something. Like you say though, it's canny pathetic. nowt like making her feel better like!

Was it you? well if all they did was grunt and swear a lot then yes, yes it was me.

Aye same here. If I had that much I would probably put a bid in though. It'd be expensive, but I'd get me season ticket for free. ahhh the fine words of accountancy

were they on the toilet at the time?

a team of 11 Sholas? not good tbh

I'd be buying out Freddy, now that would make for interesting conversations with LM on here

Just as Westwood gets the slagging for all things pre 92 is Souness going to be blamed for everything bad that happens in the next 10 years? Im not backing Souness here but theres a lot of managers would have chewed their own arm off to take over some of the players Roeder did (as was proved by us finishing 7th). Just to reiterate a point that you have refused to reply to in all the posts I have done on this, I (and Im guessing everyone else here) dont think a new board will guarantee us overnight success. I just think its a damn good gamble to take, if this club goes down then we will be the next Leeds. I do however like the way in the last para that you've reversed it round, its Shepherd who talks this club up, makes out we're bigger than we are and slags off the likes of ManUre, fans understandably hear this and follow suit. IT IS NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND... Oh and finally, could you help me with a crossword clue Im stuck on? 4 down - Newcastle United manager who had the team in the top flight and final stages of two cup competitions in one season, 7 letters.... _O_N _ _S © Alex 2007 hmmm???

2 death threats in the 1st 10 pages

and heres todays:

When I was buying a house I had to get some forms sorted through work so I was dealing with this lass from Personnel. She managed to rush them through and I arranged to pick them up so I go down and this young but extremely large girl comes out with them. Shes nattering away and Im really grateful and thanking her for sorting it so she says "no bother as long as I get an invite to the housewarming" to which I reply........ "aye if you'll fit in" I just wanted the ground to swallow me whole

See if you can answer this one btw Leazes who deleted his reply? surely it must be here somewhere?

I notice you denied the coat and rifle but not hair in a girly flick out stylee

fabolous greetings of the birthday kind are bestowed on you

What you and Cat get upto in the privacy of her home should remain that way not be splashed across a football forum..... porvort!

Two years ago I lived in Concord, Washington and had knocks on the door every 5 minutes, got sick of answering the little scroats so I made the lass I was seeing go, she came back laughing and said "you missed out there, 2 18 year old lasses dressed as bunny girls!"

So whats Poker then when its not gambling? Im a member of all the casinos in Newcastle and two in Birmingham (used to help while away the boring nights in Telford), prefer Stanleys out of the toon ones. Only ever play roulette in the casino but have had a few good days (with one or two bad ones) basically I never now take my cards with me, just cash that way if I only take what Im willing to lose then alls good.

shhhhh! senile dementia poor old fart probably forgets where he left his shopping and stuff.

Nowt in deleted threads, no post in Admin or Mod forums, no sign of an email going to you to inform you of action..... hmmmmm wonders if maybe Mr S is getting his TTs and N-Os mixed up.

OMG!! LOL!!!1!! WTF??!?!? They've removed all the pics off the gallery If only someone had taken a copy of them all and turned it into a random pic of the day page

bloody fancy dan with your fancy books