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Its gone six maaaan, Ye deein overtime? flexi bad? or has your lass let you get a PC?

thats not best use of time and resources is it? pop the water in the kettle and put it on then, put the tea bag (sometimes two) and (a very small dash of) milk along with copious amounts of sugar. You must squeeze the teabag though get every last drop of that PG goodness out.

it is the trial of the blokes that shot the policewoman, that would explain the seriously high police presence then. Each and every one of them there to take their turn giving the blokes a hiding. : And I "think" I got a pic or two of Mr Mancy

I wonder if Sammy will be out on the steps doing one of those "my client is innocent and refutes all charges" type of press statements.

i worked for them when they were known as Andersen Consulting. Reet bunch of cowboys. What was wrong with them? I had them down on the list of organisations that would potentially have the pleasure of employing me. Have no idea what they're like to work for, but consultancy is a license to print money. Worked with a lad at my old company that had worked for KPMG and specialised in consultancy relating to SAP (the heyooge accountancy application). Anyway he'd left and gone freelance. He lives in Tenerife and just does various projects whenever he gets the phonecall and charges an absolute packet for his services. I imagine you could do similar with 6 or 7 years at Accenture on your CV. Aye you could make a fortune if you specialise in SAP seeing as its the biggest fuck-up ever in the history of accounting software (well if you dont include SAGE). While we're mixing conversations, when I were a lad we used to have family outings to Woolco at Killingworth.

On N2? Im a project manager/ business analyst for the Inland Revenue.

Thats next on my global domination list

Aye, we'll get our bit dont you feckin worrry!

Nerdschool tbh

pah I cant be arsed with such things. WebCopier is the answer, put in the URL and get an entire copy of the full website within minutes.

photoshopped tbh

I like the way this was headed with (MAINLY for guitarists)..yeah cos I understood like 4 words in that lot.

Its a strange phenomenon at the moment, its been like this for at least a week and I saw a post on N-O where they were saying the same.

six 26 year old Yorkshire lasses? well they can start at mine, cocktails on the balcony n all that.

thereby bringing us back to an old thread on how Ham and Pineapple is the official gay pizza. And what time are we sitting down to scran? Im starvin here Radgee, do I need to bring a bottle or owt?

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept. Dreamt up by 'fancy dan, book reading types' no doubt.

Ugly Makems is one of them daft fooks though, basically if it comes from his fingers then its gauranteed to be shite... although the bindippers bit

1. I am champion of Ballz 2. I am champion of Asteriods 3. I am champion of Mahjonng 2. 4. I am champion of Attraction (steady girls ) 5. I am champion of Moon Lander 6. I am champion of Space Invaders 7. I am champion of Gold Miner 8. I am champion of Yeti Puzzlekick. 9. I am win 10. I cant count, it should only be five facts.

I heard it took him ages to find the right ring too. Seriously though, congrats big laddie.

If you mean when you right click on an image on the net then that should always default to whatever the image is originally, try doing it with my avatar. That should come up as a JPEG.

Top News story on ITV 10.30 news is about a muslim woman who has been attacked in Liverpool. Not a good thing, I agree however when they go into the story what happened was the bloke that attacked her shouted some abuse and then pulled her headscarf off. So basically the top news should have the headline..... "Woman has scarf removed in street attack". Not exactly ground breaking news like, Im sure the families of people murdered, some old granny thats been mugged etc will be wondering what makes this story so special. And no before anyone decides to say that Im being racist, my view on the whole wearing of veils, headscarfs etc are that each to their own, people should be able to wear what they want when they want. Its just not big news tbh.

- A millionaire? Gemmill (with all the little fiddles of a penny here, pound there he's running) - Living on the streets, getting pissed on by drunk student? Smooth Operator, once his missus boots him oot. - As an MP? Leazes Mag (nobody can shun a question better). - As a murderer? Catmag, she's never gonna get that Mahjonng title back - Committing suicide? Crimson Fault (hes banned you know) - Becoming a pimp? - A pornstar? - Having a successful musical career? T-Keith - A sports star? What was the name of that kid who used to be on here, that had trials for Wolves? - Working for Konami, helping make future PES games? I get the feeling this is loaded so I'll say J69 - An actor/actress? Radgina - Having a sex change? J69 (I remember the pics from America) - Going to prison? Wacky Jr - Becoming a terrorist? Leazes Mag (Ultra Geordie Fred Freedom Fighter) - Destroying the world? Manc Mag - Saving the world? Meenzer (spread the love baybeeee) - Living their life the way they've always wanted (I guess you can call it the pefect life)? HTT (even if hes never here anymore, he was put on this earth to run the worlds greaaaatest forum

Yup, I've got a spare plate of Chicken Stir Fry here.

I dont think thats what Jonny means though, this is something Ive wondered for a while but not bothered to check ie how do you actually record 4 episodes onto a disc so they appear as 4 seperate episodes ie you can go onto the disc and say watch episode 3.