peasepud

DIVTASTIC!!!

the lad has a point like

aaaaaaaarssseeeeeee!!!

Is that how red Dave was at the piss up? nah the Fish was much redder than that

I got free tickets. I am assuming he is on at the Byker Arms. It is where he started. Catn remember exactly but it may be the Cumberland Arms where hes playing.

I've seen it advertised and could really fancy it but not sure I can afford a ticket (60 quid or summit isnt it?). Always wanted to see Ross Noble and the fact hes on with Paul Weller is quite a thing. When is it? Saturday? I see Noble is also doing a gig at a pub in Byker isnt he for Charity on the Friday night? saw flyers for it saying it was sold out but the last ticket was going on eBay.

wouldnt be able to say without seeing the offending pic. Anyone wanna PM me it?

Cant a man just walk past a spa without getting wolf whistles from passing motor vehicles? I dont know, its a disgrace. Me cuticles are all sorted now though

Just had a text off Craig, this afternoon I told him to put some cash on dog 4 in the fourth race and the daft sod went n stuck a tenner on it (if his missus is reading this then it was a quid ) dozy git, whats he go listening to me for? Oh and it won.

Theres a bastard big piledriver going throughout most of the day just to create that huge irritating loud shake the building noise that you want when you've taken a week off work

If someone has a British Passport then they are effectively British, its like saying that you or I should be deported if we commit a crime. Where would you deport a Briton to?

Well seeing as toonale own it and they sponsor N-O (I think they still do) then they mightnt be too keen to flog it to ya

would be a BIG sarnie though

How does a trout river visit you? Best things for me is the 5 min walk into town, the numerous bars and eateries nearby.

too much stuff going on at times, the fact they empty the skips at the Baltic at 6.30 am into a huge truck which makes a right racket.

this thread is shit tbh

a bit of crumpet well two with lurpak and raspberry jam on.

Happpppy Birthday to ya.... Happpppppy Birthday to ya, happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaay.

Emmm I can most assuredly say without conviction that it werent the uber-geeks fault this time I believe it was the Werepigs fault... I believe that statement wouldnt stand up in a court of law your honour, if I hadnt been doing what Iw as doing then the security issues would never have been spotted so there!!........

Emmm I can most assuredly say without conviction that it werent the uber-geeks fault this time

How can you tell? 196046[/snapback] Luckily women make up 50% of this country

I of course have the most perfect dreamy green eyes Cant see a bastard thing but they look fantastic

Zathras you're taking your life in hands inviting GS out for a drink like!!!

cue Snakehips pointing out that he has a solution

Bad day on Thursday mate? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,29022.0.html