NJS

Touting them Skechers slip-ins.

I would love to see Willock score - he's been infinitely better than he has been for ages (header aside).

Sir Les looking the dapper cunt.

Wasn't there a case years ago where some cockney called his shop 'Arrods and Harrods sued the poor fucker into oblivion?

DIAHF

Worryingly the same sort of game as last season - we're winning but they are very much in it. Desperately need the next goal.

You do realise all that data on your family is now owned by OpenAI don't you?

He mentioned that the CL was his big reason for signing - if he goes to Africa he won't play any games if we don't qualify for the knockout. (maybe a couple as sub during his "pre_season" ).

Him and Geoff Thomas were the worst I remember for being shite and playing for England.

Me too. They've just missed a pen...

I'm watching a bit of the Villa game. They're fucking shit and Emery looks as miserable as fuck in a stupid coat in pissing down rain.

You'd think he'd have a little hubris having just been sacked for being shit AGAIN.

A couple of the lads I used to go to the matches with had brothers a couple of years younger than us and they had a group of mates and we all used to go together mainly. One of the younger group wasn't into football and decided to book his wedding for fa cup final day in 98 and they all joked about us getting there. In the end none of his mates went as they were all at Wembley - I don't think his lass talked to any of them for years (he sort of understood). Always check the date of the cup final...

I watched Machete with Danny Trejo last night - proper brainless but huge fun kind of film. I loved the way they just let him shag all the women in it for no good reason. It was also my introduction (I think) to Michelle Rodriguez. Me likey mucho.

Watching the highlights I think my favourite moment is the way all four members of the back four embraced Pope after the second goal. Pure joy.

Yeah, sad to say but when she destroyed the unions she changed this country irrevocably for the worse. Even any sense of community that should have come out of the pandemic is now erased and/or sneered at.

But with the Lyle & Scott jumpers.

I hate to be a pedant sometimes but Wor Flags got it wrong. Joe Harvey didn't take the holiday to Budapest, it was Kosygin, the Soviet Prime Minister, who then asked Joe who that team was,

When I used to read the Smb more regularly, there was someone from Hexham called Tynevalleyblackcat who recokened when he was a kid his older brother annoyed him by going on about Newcastle so he decided to support the Mackems out of spite, He used to roll this story out as a source of pride and not at all thinking it deserved the response "What a stupid cunt".

There you go....

I'm watching this on Cypriot TV with Greek commentary (obviously). It's such a shame we don't still have Chris Waddle playing for us...

Bit late for Thatcher I suppose...

I switched it on yesterday and the first thing I saw was Kerkez diving in the box - exactly like Willock at Brighton last season but of course no question of a yellow.

Bit of a mistake for someone who works for NASA.

Anyone remember the time Bruce won the toss and chose to make them attack the kop in the first half instead of the second and it was treated like the biggest crime in football history? I hadn't even realised it was a thing until it was pointed out it was something that everyone just went along with. Cunts (part 2,164,878).