Ugly Mackems

It's Rogers and Hammerstiens song you uneducated scouse bindipping scruffy shell suit wearing tramp. I admit I could be wrong ..... he might not have a shell suit!

It's Rogers and Hammerstiens song you uneducated scouse bindipping scruffy shell suit wearing tramp.

Docs have examined him closely and they are in full agreement Emre is most definitely shit. Unfortunately the Docs can only guarentee he'll make it to next payday to ease his pain

Who appoints the managers who waste the money?

I hope Paul McCartney stays straight.

And who asked you?

Get out to the boozer.

I think if we have to have any makeshift centre half, it should Be Sibierski. tbh. Not a piss take. He's tall, can head the ball, and may actually be able to mark an opposition player (unlike Bramble) I would be elated if Titus never put on a Newcastle shirt again. Yeah it would have been great had he not being playing for us say from the beginning of May, then he wouldn`t have scored the goal that got us in the intertoto against Chelsea and he wouldn`t have scored the only goal in 2 legs against Ventspils that got us into the Uefa. Then again at least if we didn`t get into Europe due to Bramble not being here we would have maybe beat Fulham a whole 1-0. Grow up the whole team was shite that day, one goal against Fulham hanging on in the last 8 mins. I`m not defending his poor marking that day but we are shite and you can`t blame a whole team game on him. A player probably valued these days at 2 million when the rest of the squad of so called star players couldn`t score more than one goal. Sorry mate, Bramble is a complete liability. Must say though, your efforts at defending him outweigh his efforts at defending for us.

If your leg is swollen you can't rule out a blood clot, which if it starts travelling will eventually reach your lungs/heart and a 99% chance you'll die. Deep Vein Thrombosis - DVT

...if Carlsberg did injuries ......

Christian Vieri, Chris Sutton, and Diego Tristan - not sure which would be better than Sibierski out of them 3

http://www.coral.co.uk/sb.go?page=grouppag...id=20&ms=MS Perhaps they are aware we are to be investigated by the FA - possible points deduction. Seems strange the only Club not quoted are NUFC. Perhaps breaking FIFA regulations are about to come back to haunt us http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1871001,00.html

I think Harpers decision might well hinge upon the offer of a testimonial, which he must certainly be (over)due? He most certainly could have made more of his career but at his age he probably can't be arsed to go and establish himself elsewhere. He's in a financial comfort zone.

Guilty as charged!

When is it up? Next summer i think. Thank goodness for that! Don't be pleased mate. He WILL be offered a new contract.

Well I reckon all but maybe one on here can see what Oliver cant then. Oliver knows fine fucking well what needs to be 'pinpointed' as the cause of our shiteness. But, can he get his head out of Shepherds arse long enough to tell it as it is?

Bramble would struggle to get a job stacking shelves in Netto if he finished playing football tomorrow. It makes no logical sense to offer the buffoon a new contract, but he is in effect worth nothing in todays transfer market except maybe a very nominal fee. The hierarchy will look to not write off the money we've pissed down the river already in transfer fee/wages by offering him an extension to his contract. Roeder will be moving the Club forward by telling Bramble he will be leaving at the end of his contract.

The day Man U beat us 2-6 we were a part of a top 3 that also included Arsenal. No Liverpool or Chelsea in there. From that day to this our journey has been in one direction - backwards. PS. How has Naismith progressed since.

The worst scenario you can get at the match. Sat in the East Stand a few seasons ago and the bloke next me was regularly shouting "Dyer you fucking useless black cunt" and the like. I tried to suggest that even though many folk are thinking lkewise it isn't such a good idea to be using racist abuse so openly. He took no notice, eventually someone with less tact than myself told him to shut his fucking mouth or he would do it for him. Even yesterday a guy behind me asked the two fellas sitting on my left to stop smoking in an almost apologetic manner - his right and I fully agreed with his request. Fellas on my left pretty much told him to mind his own business. Then the fella behind said 'i've asked you nicely not to smoke, now I'm telling you ....." They didn't light up again.

Ones a waster ....

Someone spilt my bovril - I was livid and instantly went into windmill mode. The flailing limbs and vacant chinese smile of a down's syndrome child, presumably. Which would be apt. Fucking hell, is taking the piss out of the disabled a thing to be doing? Someone spilt my bovril - I was livid and instantly went into windmill mode. Why didn't you just move to another seat as you have at least 5 season tickets... 6 in fact.

Someone spilt my bovril - I was livid and instantly went into windmill mode.

Rather than see him relegate us you mean?

http://www.harrogatetown.com/cgi-script/cs...ne&id=1334&op=t RIP

That'll leave us 3 points from 7 games. (WHU, Liverpool and Man U away with Everton at home.) Probably, as I stated in another thread, in the bottom 3. That has to be P45 time as far as Roeder is concerned surely? Will Shearer have the courage to rescue the sinking ship?