Ugly Mackems

So, since short became involved with the unwashed he's; Seen off TWO managers. Introduced £1per game season tickets. Turned down £20m for an 8 goal a season striker. I get a feeling he'll fit in well. Investment gone down from £200m to 'maybe up to £50m'

His 'England' injury was fucking criminal. He - and NUFC - knew he wasn't fit to playing football after 38 minutes of first team football in 4 months after he broke his foot at Spurs.

If there's a God....

ANyone recorded it and could send me a copy?

He obviously bought on an impulse. His second biggest mistake was surrounding himself with advisors who didn't have a fucking clue about running a football Club - Wise, Veteer etc.) But his biggest mistake was letting it all go totally tits up when it could be seen a fucking mile off that the system he had in place just wasn't working. Keegan walking should have been like an electric shock for him but, by his own admission, was totally caught out by the furore that followed. Things could and should have been put right at that point. For a bloke who had made himself a double billionaire at one point (pre recession) he was shit slow off the mark for this particular failing business. He could have had the world at his feet if he had got this right.

I'd carry the gutless and spineless bastards suitcase to the airport of his choice.

It was the Halls who ran the show with Shepherd as their front. SBR was peddled at the behest of the Halls, I think SBR confirms such in his autobiography. I hope John Hall and his son die of a painful hereditary disease. They sold to Ashley quite simply because they were fucking skint after numerous business fuck ups..

Beckford from Leeds. Will very likely leave Leeds after last nights result. Deffo worth a punt in my opinion.

I 've got about 4 or 5 seats left for the day-trip. Stopping somewhere on route for refreshments. Drop me a PM if you fancy it.

Got a Boro ticket spare. £25 GALLOWGATE END.

Should have had a try before you buy arrangement We have 'try before we buy' and I would send the useless cunt straight back because he's nowhere near worth £5m

From the horses mouth.... Shearer asked him back before his appointment had been made public. Carver declined as there was only 8 games remaining. He did though fully agree to come back for next season, which with his resignation could see him back within the next week.

This is what amazes me about football. Keane spent upwards of £60m at the unwashed. You could count on one hand the number of reasonably decent (not outstanding) players he bought. Morale amongst his squad was at rock bottom. In reality the cunt should never get another job in football.

I've got over 100 points but my online account has always registered as zero. Anyway, I've already paid for next season. I'll be gutted we'l be playing in the shit league but nowt like a good promotion push to get the atmosphere back. Only thing that would seriously make me think about not renewing is if that useless cunt Kinnear was put back in charge.

SPURS Can supply 1 or 3 all face value (£45 train/£47 match). Anyone wants 3 they are all sat together throughout. 07-58dept/18-00rtn Cheers. (anyone would like to register an interest in either match or train ticket let me know and if I can't sell together I'll split)

Cheeky cunt having the audacity to interfere in the scousers grieving.

I'm planning a 1 night stayover for Villa. £50 Staying over on the Saturday night. I'll have more positive news in next 24/48hrs. Failing that I'll likely run a bus on the day. Maybe with it being a bank hol weekend stop off for a few hours on route back to Tyneside. Feel free to PM.

So, what does this mean? Out for the rest of the season? A few games? WHAT?? Also, what are his chances of staying if we do stay up? Everyone used to go on about how Wenger was interested in him, but surely not after his injury-riddled season. I can't see many clubs that would be after him, unless someone thinks they can harness a conistency in him that we've only seen in glances this year. It means Shearer will bite his lip for the good of the cause - but if we stay up Martins will be gone as sure as night follows day.

Going to Crown Court I believe. Banned until after sentence I think I heard mentioned. Probably banned a lot longer as well if found guilty - just as The Toon begins its quest for World domination. Unfortunate!

A dissenting voice as far back as the Seymour / McKeag years. Was an active participant in the 'Supporters For Change' campaign that ultimately brought Hall to power.

You would nly need to charge them a quid each to get in.

What's the fucking point in publishing that? It's not telling us anything we don't already know. Probably because every red top will have their own take on events. It'll drive the simpletons insane.

Butt has been to Bolton Royal Infirmary for the last 6 hours. He has undergone a full body scan which revealed jaundice of the spine - or as its commonly known Manuniteditis.

Everton £25 Man U £25 OR £50 the pair. Upper Gallowgate.

Erm, aye.