TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46417 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 14:59, The Fish said: Cock like a pug's tongue. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34211 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 14:46, The Fish said: Was checking some of these out, but I've a fucking load of questions that the reviews don't answer. Does yours have guide-wires and a massive docking station and all that? Only takes me about 20 minutes to mow the lawn every fortnight at the minute, would a robot one really make that much of a difference? Expand Yeah there's guide wires which are easy to bury or peg down. The docking station isn't all that big, I've got mine hidden behind the garage. The main reason I got mine is that I've more grass cuttings than I can fit in the bin. Sounds like yours isn't much hassle so it wouldn't be that much of a benefit to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11410 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 15:15, ewerk said: Yeah there's guide wires which are easy to bury or peg down. The docking station isn't all that big, I've got mine hidden behind the garage. The main reason I got mine is that I've more grass cuttings than I can fit in the bin. Sounds like yours isn't much hassle so it wouldn't be that much of a benefit to you. Expand How big is your lawn, like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34211 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 The back lawn is about 400m2, I still have to do the front lawn with a proper lawnmower like a peasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24474 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 15:15, ewerk said: Yeah there's guide wires which are easy to bury or peg down. The docking station isn't all that big, I've got mine hidden behind the garage. The main reason I got mine is that I've more grass cuttings than I can fit in the bin. Sounds like yours isn't much hassle so it wouldn't be that much of a benefit to you. Expand Yeah, that doesn't sound remotely like a hassle. It's like Gemmill's Roomba. Doesn't work on untidy floors or on stairs, which rules it out of the worst aspects of hoovering. Utterly pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34211 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Eh, which bit is a hassle? Watching it work day in, day out without interruption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Gonna have to admit - as much as it wouldn't work for me since clearing up the kids toys from the garden arguably takes me as much time as actually cutting the fucking grass - I remember seeing one when I was I drunk in the arse end of nowhere (Donegal) and was quite impressed. Wasn't much like a roomba, just a cordless electric mower without a handle. Probably stood and watched it for a solid ten minutes. Quality entertainment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24255 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I had plastic grass in my old place. It’s great if you want a low maintenance small space. Terrible for bees and the environment generally. I’ve got a big lawn at my new place for the first time ever and so far am loving looking after it. Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4371 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 20:00, Dr Gloom said: I had plastic grass in my old place. It’s great if you want a low maintenance small space. Terrible for bees and the environment generally. I’ve got a big lawn at my new place for the first time ever and so far am loving looking after it. Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? Expand We have hundreds of flowers in pots for the bees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Does AstroTurf take in carbon dioxide and expel oxygen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 20:00, Dr Gloom said: Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? Expand Not advocating artificial lawns here but honestly I'd rather get an hour or so peace, clock up 4k steps and listen to a podcast by walking to the pub and back. Gardening can get fucked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Seems barely relevant and I can't really be arsed with Radiohead, but whatever. "A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth..... She looks like the real thing ... My fake plastic love" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16791 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 20:26, Blastronaut said: "She looks like the real thing ... My fake plastic love" Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 1064 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 20:14, TheGingerQuiff said: Does AstroTurf take in carbon dioxide and expel oxygen? Expand Weren’t you bragging about your sports car the other day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24474 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 18:58, ewerk said: Eh, which bit is a hassle? Watching it work day in, day out without interruption? Expand Planting guide wires, hard wiring the port, and forking out several hundred quid for starters. I don't when own a lawn mower now, I've got a gardener. I suspect by the time I've paid him what your mower cost yours will have broken down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24474 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 20:00, Dr Gloom said: I had plastic grass in my old place. It’s great if you want a low maintenance small space. Terrible for bees and the environment generally. I’ve got a big lawn at my new place for the first time ever and so far am loving looking after it. Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? Expand Had on. 4 to 5 k steps is more than 2 miles. You own a lawn that size in London? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34211 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 21:38, Renton said: Planting guide wires, hard wiring the port, and forking out several hundred quid for starters. I don't when own a lawn mower now, I've got a gardener. I suspect by the time I've paid him what your mower cost yours will have broken down. Expand My lawnmower cost me £400 four years ago you bourgeois fuck. How much has your Eastern European slave cost you since then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37965 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 21:44, ewerk said: My lawnmower cost me £400 four years ago you bourgeois fuck. How much has your Eastern European slave cost you since then? Expand 5 Levs an hour plus use of his garden shed to sleep over in on grass cutting day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 21:34, Billy Whitehurst said: Weren’t you bragging about your sports car the other day? Expand Carbon neutral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24255 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 21:40, Renton said: Had on. 4 to 5 k steps is more than 2 miles. You own a lawn that size in London? Expand It’s about 90ft, which is big for london. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Typical. Just as I was starting to really warm to you cunts you all start infighting over lawn care of all things. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3959 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 On 04/05/2021 at 23:10, Blastronaut said: Typical. Just as I was starting to really warm to you cunts you all start infighting over lawn care of all things. Expand That’s what I like about this place, the way everyone gets rilled up and gets all cuntish when discussions take a left turn from there point of view/lawn care ritual. That and the fact Quiff/KSA loves kid rock and is cunt all the time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46417 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 On 05/05/2021 at 00:26, sammynb said: That and the fact Quiff/KSA loves kid rock Expand What’s not to love about Bawitdaba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 What does ksa stand for again? Pretty sure that one isn't me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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