Park Life 70 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford/ "What if the astonishing proclamation made by top gooberhead Scientologist (and official Friend of Tom) David Miscavige is urgent and accurate and Tom Cruise really is that happy cult's personal Jesus, a true deity who may not be recognized in this lifetime for his divine contributions but who, in the future, will be "worshipped like Jesus" for what he has done for humankind and therefore we have all been looking at "Jerry McGuire" and "Days of Thunder" and "MI:III" exactly wrong? Can you imagine? No? Me neither. Here, try this bottle of Ambien and this forced ingestion of 3,000 powdered copies of Us Weekly and this enthusiastic partial lobotomy. There. Can you imagine now? Excellent." How much has this cost him? Edited February 8, 2007 by Parky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Tom Cruise wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Tom Cruise is a nutter, not a messiah. At least Jesus turned water into wine and walked on water and did magic tricks. What the fuck has Tom Cruise done apart from be an annoying little short arse whose made crap films and an idiot of himself on American TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Sorry, but it was best that I said that before anyone else does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Tom Cruise wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Sorry, but it was best that I said that before anyone else does... Suppose it had to be done like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Isn't there summat a bit strange about Tom? Can't quite put me finger on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Isn't there summat a bit strange about Tom? Can't quite put me finger on it. Isn't he one of those shape shifting folks David Icke was talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13898 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 hes shite like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I think CaliMag over on N-O was right when he said that Cruise is gay and joined the Scientologists as a means to reprogramme himself as I think that particular lunatic cult claims to be able to do that. I'd put John Travolta in the same bracket tbh. That last sentence is not a metaphor rather than euphemism btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 87 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 the guys a loon. a very powerful one at that. wouldn't mind his last 2 wives however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I think CaliMag over on N-O was right when he said that Cruise is gay and joined the Scientologists as a means to reprogramme himself as I think that particular lunatic cult claims to be able to do that. I'd put John Travolta in the same bracket tbh. That last sentence is not a metaphor rather than euphemism btw. Well its no secret that Cruise loves the cock and from the picture below it appears that Travolta isn't afraid of a bit of man love either so Calimag could be on to something there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) So they both joined to take the cock cure? http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archiv...ome_people.html Edited February 9, 2007 by Parky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Do scientologists believe in the Messiah? I thought L Ron was their god? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9135 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Do scientologists believe in the Messiah? I thought L Ron was their god? I thought it was David Icke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 http://perezhilton.com/2008-01-18-the-tom-...e-dance-version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 http://perezhilton.com/2008-01-18-the-tom-...e-dance-version Mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6065 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Any bloke that wont let his lass wear heels in case shes taller then him needs to get a life and grow some balls tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 He's a fucking tosser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 He's a fucking tosser. You know him personally then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 He's a fucking tosser. You know him personally then? Aye, lived next door to him for years. Of course not, but I've never watched or heard an interview or programme where he hasn't come accross as one, IMO. I also have a real problem with Scientology, so I wouldn't say that's a great start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Any bloke that wont let his lass wear heels in case shes taller then him needs to get a life and grow some balls tbh Or some longer legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I like cruise as an actor and his films are usually decent but what the fuck is he babbling on about here. Video they pulled from youtube: http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruise-i...want-you-to-see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I like cruise as an actor and his films are usually decent but what the fuck is he babbling on about here. Video they pulled from youtube: http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruise-i...want-you-to-see BY LITTLE MINTZ SUNSHINE AT 01/15/08 09:10 AM Wow. I feel exactly the same way about pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 From the comments: When I was seriously injured in a car accident last year, a group of struggling actors peeled up in a mysterious black van, taped a copy of Dianetics to my forehead and set a portable DVD player to loop DHARMA AND GREG reruns. Thanks to the quick intervention of Scientology, I can walk again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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