manc-mag 1 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I think I saw Craig with one of those at the last piss up-coming back from the bog at Strada. Put it down next to his dessert spoon if you please. I didn't have a fucking clue what it was at the time like, naturally. I wouldn't be suprised after reading the reviews.... "Bottom Buddy™ saved my self esteem! I had gained weight after my knee surgery and found it impossible to reach where I needed to. I keep one in my desk at work and can feel comfortable and confident." Very telling quote too the second one. If it was knee surgery that meant he had lost any semblance of wiping dignity, he must have formerly been a stander. Clearly couldn't stand after the surgery and hence needed a shitty stick for tragic sit down wiping. My heart goes out to him tbf. There but for the grace of God and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 The sitters must be using one of these i reckon, only feasible explanation for it. http://www.dynamic-living.com/product/bott...-tissue-holder/ www.solutionstoproblemsthatdontexist.com Comes with it's own travel pouch as well. Can just see Gemmil carrying it on his belt like an additional mobile phone. "Bottom Buddy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 The sitters must be using one of these i reckon, only feasible explanation for it. http://www.dynamic-living.com/product/bott...-tissue-holder/ www.solutionstoproblemsthatdontexist.com Comes with it's own travel pouch as well. Can just see Gemmil carrying it on his belt like an additional mobile phone. "Bottom Buddy". Gotta be a credit card scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I think I saw Craig with one of those at the last piss up-coming back from the bog at Strada. Put it down next to his dessert spoon if you please. I didn't have a fucking clue what it was at the time like, naturally. I wouldn't be suprised after reading the reviews.... "Bottom Buddy™ saved my self esteem! I had gained weight after my knee surgery and found it impossible to reach where I needed to. I keep one in my desk at work and can feel comfortable and confident." Very telling quote too the second one. If it was knee surgery that meant he had lost any semblance of wiping dignity, he must have formerly been a stander. Clearly couldn't stand after the surgery and hence needed a shitty stick for tragic sit down wiping. My heart goes out to him tbf. There but for the grace of God and all that. It must be quite the trauma when a former stander has to fall back on sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 :emoticonjedifightft0: Just wanted to test this bad boy I've just added! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 :emoticonjedifightft0: Just wanted to test this bad boy I've just added! Jedi's sit Sith stand FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 :emoticonjedifightft0: Just wanted to test this bad boy I've just added! Jedi's sit Sith stand FACT! Sith tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Guess who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 :emoticonjedifightft0: Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) Guess who photoshoped-tastic Edited June 2, 2008 by Lazarus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Guess who Fucking brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) :emoticonjedifightft0: Just wanted to test this bad boy I've just added! Jedi's sit Sith stand FACT! Sith tbh Just taken a conference call with Lucas he backs your hypothesis Nicos. In Jedi artifacts sith is indeed a derivative of sitter. He also confirmed that he was a stander and Tararntino was a sitter. Edited June 2, 2008 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 The sitters must be using one of these i reckon, only feasible explanation for it. http://www.dynamic-living.com/product/bott...-tissue-holder/ $45. Apparently, it's "not returnable once opened". I wonder why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I think someone should create a couple of facebook groups. One for the sitters, one for the standers. We need stats to see which is the most popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) I think someone should create a couple of facebook groups. One for the sitters, one for the standers. We need stats to see which is the most popular. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2435942579 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2229182768 More standers btw Edited June 2, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I clicked on one of those links - fate would have it it was for the standers group - and in related groups, there's one entitled Memorial to Students at Virginia Tech. Really shows how important this argument is tbh. How many more will die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 One leg up on the pan, propper wipe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopaz 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 nowt worse than a sticky shit but a its great when you get a clean wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Sitters are responsible for third world hunger and the aids virus. Shocking. CNN are breaking it as we speak!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Had a cack earlier and even the thought of standing up to wipe sent a shiver down my spine. Its unnatural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 My buns are quite tight which would explain why i have never had an issue with the following sitting technique; sit with your hoop in the middle of the bowl, if you havent got an oversized fat arse this should leave more than enough room at the back of the bowl to wipe front to back and then (moving hand slightly away from the upper tract of arse-crack) continue hand movement out of the back of the bowl. This allows inspections of latter wipes. There are risks involved if you are wearing a shirt with a long tail at the back but i'm presuming this would also apply to a stander. I've been caught out with no bog roll on many an occasion and find that a daily newspaper is probably the best thing to use. However, i did start to get paranoid about the risk of 'ring ink-poisoning' and so if caught in this situation now go for the aforementioned 'douche'. Quite a pleasant way to clean up and i have to admit t liking the extra confidence you get from a pristine ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I think I saw Craig with one of those at the last piss up-coming back from the bog at Strada. Put it down next to his dessert spoon if you please. I didn't have a fucking clue what it was at the time like, naturally. You don't half talk some shit Sammy lad.... (apt for this thread I s'pose..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 :emoticonjedifightft0: Just wanted to test this bad boy I've just added! *sigh*... if you're going to add them, at least get decent versions of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Anyone ever experienced one of the following situations: (1) You pass a supreme, never ending log, or an explosion of diarrhoea, which needs a lot of wiping. Half a toilet-roll later, and after one or two false starts (you think the shit's finished, so start wiping, only to have to pass more shit), you're finally ready to flush. You pull the plunger, but the paper doesnt all flush. The water level keeps rising in direct propoortion with your heart rate, until either (a) the weight of the water forces the paper/shit along the u-bend and the water level goes back down, or ( the blockage is substantial and you have a tsunami of turd/water before you know it. Manageable if you have tiles but a disaster of the floor is carpeted. (2) You pass a greasy stinker of a jobby, which leaves its nasty brown mark on the walls and/or floor of the pan. What do you do? Does it depend if this is your own toilet only used by you, or if you are in someone else's house? What if it's in a public shithouse? If in someone else's house, and no brush immedietly available, do you reach down into the bowl, bogroll in hand and sleeve rolled up, and wipe away the offendin mark and get a wet, keich-covered hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLLooShuN 0 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I'll stay seated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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