ewerk 26228 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 So it sounds like Holden and possibly ewerk have finally evolved. Well done lads. It feels like I'm now fully potty trained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 54 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I sit down a lot when I piss like It came about from having a shit aim and an ex who bollocked me into doing it! Its just sort of stuck! Got hammered for doing ti when sharing a room with the lads on a stag do mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I sit down to piss when I'm shitfaced. Mind you I nearly fall asleep on the throne when I am. Can't believe some of you admit to standing to wipe btw - filthy animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34327 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Fucking sitting down to piss. Do you wipe your japseye too ffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I sit down to piss when I'm shitfaced. Mind you I nearly fall asleep on the throne when I am. Can't believe some of you admit to standing to wipe btw - filthy animals. I rarely need to wipe much. Having a dirty arse when I stand up just isn't an issue. I can only assume some of you sit down merchants are like muck spreaders on the pot, spraying the bowl and groaning "Jesus" repeatedly as you hunch forward head between knees. I wouldn't stand up to wipe either if I was like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Fucking sitting down to piss. Do you wipe your japseye too ffs? I know a lad who does, ever since he was caught at it his nickname's been Dabber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Incidentally off topic, I had an acquaintance at uni whose trick was to shit in a pint pot and leave it in or on top of a wardrobe at every party he went to. Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'party piece'. Needless to say we never invited him to our parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Fucking sitting down to piss. Do you wipe your japseye too ffs? I know a lad who does, ever since he was caught at it his nickname's been Dabber. I think we can all agree this is deviant behaviour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34327 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Incidentally off topic, I had an acquaintance at uni whose trick was to shit in a pint pot and leave it in or on top of a wardrobe at every party he went to. Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'party piece'. Needless to say we never invited him to our parties. Somebody should have glassed him. With the shitty pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Fucking sitting down to piss. Do you wipe your japseye too ffs? What do you think a hand dryer is for? I've only done it when i've been off my face. Standing is the norm. Incidentally at uni I once went into the gents and there was a lass sitting down on the urinal having a piss. Classy bitch - had the fucking cheek to tell me to fuck off too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I remember being wrecked on Gary Abletts and Billy so I sat down to have a piss. One of the side effects of amphetamines is that apart from shrinking your knob (temporarily I hasten to add ) is that you haven't got a lot of feeling down there when you're off your tits. The combined effect of all these factors was that unbeknownst to me, me tadger was lodged somehow between the seat and the bowl. Meaning I pissed all over my jeans and duds. Fortunately I did this at home rather than at a club / bar. Mind, at some of the dives I used to go to that loosely described themselves as techno clubs I'd probably have gotten away with it. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Incidentally off topic, I had an acquaintance at uni whose trick was to shit in a pint pot and leave it in or on top of a wardrobe at every party he went to. Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'party piece'. Needless to say we never invited him to our parties. Somebody should have glassed him. With the shitty pint. Indeed. I do hope he's grown out of it by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Incidentally off topic, I had an acquaintance at uni whose trick was to shit in a pint pot and leave it in or on top of a wardrobe at every party he went to. Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'party piece'. Needless to say we never invited him to our parties. Somebody should have glassed him. With the shitty pint. Indeed. I do hope he's grown out of it by now. Mike Patton used to do that. The shitting rather than the glassing bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Incidentally at uni I once went into the gents and there was a lass sitting down on the urinal having a piss. Classy bitch - had the fucking cheek to tell me to fuck off too... The very thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Do you piss in the toilet or the sink? I use the sink mainly unless there is already a shit or something that needs flushing in the toilet, saves water. All these hollywood moviestars do it now to be eco-friendly, it's the way forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 If any bloke on here admits to sitting down to piss, I will hunt them down and mercilessly laugh and point at them. When it's the middle of the night and pitch black, it'd be unwise to stand. Lights stay off so I don't wake up and can piss in a blissfully groggy state and can return to bed after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 More importantly how do you piss? Stand, sit? Foreskin forward, foreskin back? I'm sorry but what?!! Foreskin forward or back? Is that a new option or craze? Why would you roll your foreskin back to take a piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cumberland_Sausage 0 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 More importantly how do you piss? Stand, sit? Foreskin forward, foreskin back? I'm sorry but what?!! Foreskin forward or back? Is that a new option or craze? Why would you roll your foreskin back to take a piss? To avoid watering can effect?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I must admit I tried the roll-back once and it came out at a 90 degree angle to what I expected with extreme force! Never again! And to avoid watering can moments you just have to give it a quick stretch like you would a balloon before attempting to blow it up. And sitting down for a piss?!? howay man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38675 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 The sit-down pisser's excuses are as bad as the sit-down wipers. And some of the foreskins here must be baggier than Sticky Vicky's gammons if they force you to sit down to avoid a golden shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38675 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 How did " Kevin sausage jockey" do in the ratings ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 (edited) The sit-down pisser's excuses are as bad as the sit-down wipers. And some of the foreskins here must be baggier than Sticky Vicky's gammons if they force you to sit down to avoid a golden shower. There was some hoo ha here in Germany as the blokes all sit down to piss the fekin girls that they are....I refuse to sit. When we visit Mrs P's parents I can feel them listening outside for the trickle of a standing pisser. Would have thought natural selection would have done for the sit down wipers...Slow to react to the approaching mountain lion and so on.. Edited October 26, 2011 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38675 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 The sit-down pisser's excuses are as bad as the sit-down wipers. And some of the foreskins here must be baggier than Sticky Vicky's gammons if they force you to sit down to avoid a golden shower. There was some hoo ha here in Germany as the blokes all sit down to piss the fekin girls that they are....I refuse to sit. When we visit Mrs P's parents I can feel them listening outside for the trickle of a standing pisser. Would have thought natural selection would have done for the sit down wipers...Slow to react to the approaching mountain lion and so on.. It cost them the War. Whereas the Wehrmacht required suitable squatting stations for pissing and wiping thereby slowing their advance (and retreat), the Tommies could just " piss & go".… assuming they didn't trip over their massive floppy foreskins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26228 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 How did " Kevin sausage jockey" do in the ratings ? First hit on google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38675 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I predict an adolescent outrage later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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