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Wiping your arse


Holden McGroin
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Anyone who stands up wants locked up imo.

 

Weirdo's!!

 

It's not called a sit down brown for nowt!!

 

We're not talking about standing up to dump...this is to wipe!!! How can you not stand up to wipe ffs??!!!

 

Dirty Arab.

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Depends on the poo tbh.

 

For a beer laden poo (backed up with hot and spicy pizza :finger:) i tend to scream in pain for half an hour and not worry about it, then i wipe normally and get a shower.

 

For a normal one - normal wiping technique back up with one those adsa wipe things for cleanliness :unsure:

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Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms :unsure:

 

Thats got me trying to image wiping your arse with 2 broken arms! How the fuck would you do that? Surely you cant get someone else in to do it for you! :finger:

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Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms :unsure:

 

Thats got me trying to image wiping your arse with 2 broken arms! How the fuck would you do that? Surely you cant get someone else in to do it for you! :finger:

 

I broke an arm a couple of years ago and when whinging about the pain an old friend piped up with that comment.

I shut the fuck up very quickly then.

 

The poor mans bidet > shower or garden hose.

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