wykikitoon 28473 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 48 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs You can hear them go quiet and it's an embarrassing quiet as if 'h' way gazza lad that didn't happen did it? ' Big Meeks pissing himself at the end' oh you're an inspiration Gazza I love you ' Inspirational? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9861 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs Apparently it's true. Ive heard the it before (Not from Gazza) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9861 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 The lion story in Africa sounds a bit dodgy though. He was so pissed he thought it was puppy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26304 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 12 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Apparently it's true. Ive heard the it before (Not from Gazza) maybe he somehow got an ostrich to the training ground. but he randomly collected the ostrich from the zoo, stuffed it into the back of his car and drove it there himself? howay man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9861 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: maybe he somehow got an ostrich to the training ground. but he randomly collected the ostrich from the zoo, stuffed it into the back of his car and drove it there himself? howay man https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/paul-gascoigne-terry-venables-ostrich-31530843 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28473 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 100% true then if its in the Star 😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9861 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: 100% true then if its in the Star 😂 😂 I’m not sure even the Daily Star could make up direct quotes from Paul Stewart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50625 Posted June 7, 2024 Share Posted June 7, 2024 Reading that, it’s more likely to have been a young emu. No chance you’d get an ostrich in a bag Also, there’s a picture of an emu, labelled as an ostrich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62966 Posted June 8, 2024 Share Posted June 8, 2024 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42052 Posted June 8, 2024 Share Posted June 8, 2024 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Reading that, it’s more likely to have been a young emu. No chance you’d get an ostrich in a bag Also, there’s a picture of an emu, labelled as an ostrich Before I’d even read it I thought it must’ve been a rhea or emu from a petting zoo. They’re big, obviously, but ostriches are fucking huge, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted June 8, 2024 Share Posted June 8, 2024 Was it not just Jack Charlton? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12520 Posted June 10, 2024 Share Posted June 10, 2024 On 08/06/2024 at 07:38, Alex said: Before I’d even read it I thought it must’ve been a rhea or emu from a petting zoo. They’re big, obviously, but ostriches are fucking huge, man Chris is a lercal lad after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 2390 Posted June 10, 2024 Share Posted June 10, 2024 We should get the expert cunts on RTG to confirm if it is an Ostrich or an emu, or a kittiwake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3615 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 "At Rangers I’m welcomed in every way. Whereas at Tottenham, I asked for a couple of tickets and they said ‘that’ll be £400 each.’ I was like, wow, with all I did for that club? When they play Spurs, I'll be a Rangers fan." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28473 Posted December 5, 2024 Share Posted December 5, 2024 Sorry to scare people! https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/sport/24774326.paul-gascoigne-reveals-declined-york-city-job-interview/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42052 Posted December 5, 2024 Share Posted December 5, 2024 Not sure that ‘scoop’ was worth bumping the thread for 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3615 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14478 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 3 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said: Hanging a bit low, these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3615 Posted October 19 Share Posted October 19 "I have not changed, I cannot change, I would not know how to change." "I will probably die as Gazza. But I have nothing to hide. The whole country knows what I have done now." "I have had a great life, travelled the world, had everything money can buy." "Jimmy Greaves stopped drinking, but that is Jimmy Greaves." "I am not Jimmy Greaves and I am not George Best. I don't get drunk because I hate my mum and dad or I hate the public. It is not about that. I do it for the sake of it." "I might regret it. But I don't think about yesterday, I don't think about tomorrow. I just think about today and live for today." About to release a new book titled, "Eight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8292 Posted October 19 Share Posted October 19 The man has accepted his fate, it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9861 Posted October 20 Share Posted October 20 He has spent most of his post football career trying to stop drinking. That’s well over 20 years. He must just be at the “fuck it” stage now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28473 Posted October 20 Share Posted October 20 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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