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I think when they were round the ground they lured the mongs into a van with reebok classics and then put them in cages back to their, stottie and whippet free London mansions. Whilst inspecting closely with their monocles on and new rave music they thought it would be good to put them on the television :nufc:

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we should put people forward for it.................Stevie, Leazes, Pud, Wacky, Berb

Stevie - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for starting on, well just about everyone probably

Leazes - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling everyone how the show was better with Lovejoy in charge. 5th best TV programme over the last 10 years etc...

Pud,

Wacky - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for trying to get into Helen's knickers

Berb - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling a joke

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we should put people forward for it.................Stevie, Leazes, Pud, Wacky, Berb

Stevie - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for starting on, well just about everyone probably

Leazes - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling everyone how the show was better with Lovejoy in charge. 5th best TV programme over the last 10 years etc...

Pud,

Wacky - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for trying to get into Helen's knickers

Berb - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling a joke

 

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SmoothOperator - ejected for having a crack at the soccerette

Me - Removed for trying to punt rocket

SmoothOperator not allowed on show for sending mms of his cock

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we should put people forward for it.................Stevie, Leazes, Pud, Wacky, Berb

Stevie - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for starting on, well just about everyone probably

Leazes - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling everyone how the show was better with Lovejoy in charge. 5th best TV programme over the last 10 years etc...

Pud,

Wacky - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for trying to get into Helen's knickers

Berb - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling a joke

:nufc:

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we should put people forward for it.................Stevie, Leazes, Pud, Wacky, Berb

Stevie - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for starting on, well just about everyone probably

Leazes - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling everyone how the show was better with Lovejoy in charge. 5th best TV programme over the last 10 years etc...

Pud,

Wacky - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for trying to get into Helen's knickers

Berb - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling a joke

:nufc:

 

Lazarus and Jimbo both hoyed out for discussing their respective porn collections mid-show.

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we should put people forward for it.................Stevie, Leazes, Pud, Wacky, Berb

Stevie - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for starting on, well just about everyone probably

Leazes - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling everyone how the show was better with Lovejoy in charge. 5th best TV programme over the last 10 years etc...

Pud,

Wacky - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for trying to get into Helen's knickers

Berb - hoyed oot after 5 minutes for telling a joke

:nufc:

 

Lazarus and Jimbo both hoyed out for discussing their respective porn collections mid-show.

 

We would probably have devised our own X rated version of the crossbar challenge.

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Can't stand the show tbh and Lovejoy is a muppet of the highest order.

Fact.

 

 

I know a lot of blokes like him to be honest....I call them "weekend geezers..."

 

Whenever they get near any sporting event they're all "'ave some 'a that" and generally giving it the large. As soon as one of their phones goes though it's all "oh, hi Simon, no, I won't be in the office today...send it to my blackberry".

 

 

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  • 1 year later...

I'd rather watch a bunch of 'Jeremys, Ruperts and Crispens' on university challenge than watch that soccer AM shit. (Their humour is so poor and 'southern' I've been embarrased for them when I've been unlucky enough to have watched it. How they make a living is a fucking mystery to me. Their 'jokes' would make an onion cry.)

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I'm surprised it's still going. It was shit and well past its sell by date when I was in the UK 3 years ago. Every week was the same for years, with Lovejoy and Helen wotsername laughing themselves stupid at their own jokes and the same features. There are some things I miss about the UK, this isn't one of them

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Don't get me wrong, it's still poor and so overly long. Just happened to have it on this morning (good background tv it is) and thought fellow Entourage followers might want to see Piven next week maybe talking "soccer".

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