soccermom 0 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well to lighten the spirits on the board and give us all a good laugh, I thought I'd just ask what is the most embarassing, unfortunate or freakiest thing thats happened to you or you've seen whilst getting ya groove on... or better still has your partner, past or present ever done anything thats really put you off your stroke? Personally I think fanny farts are the worst thing, especially in certain positions, nowt you can do about it its just trapped air but its so undignified and can really put a dampner on it, especially if it makes you or him giggle . its hard to carry on when your other half turns into a wreck of a giggling 15 year old Perry-a-like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well to lighten the spirits on the board and give us all a good laugh, I thought I'd just ask what is the most embarassing, unfortunate or freakiest thing thats happened to you or you've seen whilst getting ya groove on... or better still has your partner, past or present ever done anything thats really put you off your stroke? Personally I think fanny farts are the worst thing, especially in certain positions, nowt you can do about it its just trapped air but its so undignified and can really put a dampner on it, especially if it makes you or him giggle . its hard to carry on when your other half turns into a wreck of a giggling 15 year old Perry-a-like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Nowt surer to knock you off your stride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. "Schweinhund! Hande Hoch! Raus raus!" (copyright Commando comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. "Schweinhund! Hande Hoch! Raus raus!" (copyright Commando comic) "Englander pigdog". Aaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lahey 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I once pulled out of my ex and spunked up her nose. Canny shot from two and a half feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. Brock thinks it was her knee.... in reality it was her third leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. "Schweinhund! Hande Hoch! Raus raus!" (copyright Commando comic) I imagine "Rein raus!" was more on his mind at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Pulling out of her arse with your dick covered in her shit is always a little awkward during the post-coital snuggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. "Schweinhund! Hande Hoch! Raus raus!" (copyright Commando comic) I imagine "Rein raus!" was more on his mind at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Thank you Soccermom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I pulled a lass in greece a few years back and was letting her have it from behind over the sea wall when she started to throw up!!! Ofcourse I carried on but I wasn't keen to kiss her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I pulled a lass in greece a few years back and was letting her have it from behind over the sea wall when she started to throw up!!!Ofcourse I carried on but I wasn't keen to kiss her. This is very similar to something that happened to me in Ibiza when I was 17. Pulled a lass from Dundee who later on in the night when I was fingers and tops spewed everywhere. I have that effect on women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3279 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Me and the wife went camping in Penrith and in the middle of a drunken night she decided she wanted outdoor sex. It was past midnight so I thought it was safe and took her to a secluded spot down by the river. Halfway through the local fucking scout troop decides to do a night march right along the river bank. We dove for cover behind a fallen tree and got soaked. We didnt finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood. You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. Brock thinks it was her knee.... in reality it was her third leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 87 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 broke 3 passenger seats in an exes car with our rather enthusiastic love making. thinking about it, it weren't the most comfortable. oh and she was fucking noisy as well. the locals on box hill loved us..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 broke 3 passenger seats in an exes car with our rather enthusiastic love making. thinking about it, it weren't the most comfortable. oh and she was fucking noisy as well. the locals on box hill loved us..... Not sure a can of beans should be in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Me and the wife went camping in Penrith and in the middle of a drunken night she decided she wanted outdoor sex. It was past midnight so I thought it was safe and took her to a secluded spot down by the river. Halfway through the local fucking scout troop decides to do a night march right along the river bank. We dove for cover behind a fallen tree and got soaked. We didnt finish. We got caught by scouts on a remote beach years ago And once by a farmer shining his torch at us (God i feel old now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I reckon scout masters do this on purpose because everyone knows they're all deviants anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I reckon scout masters do this on purpose because everyone knows they're all deviants anyway. I know its wrong, but I cant help feeling deeply suspicious about anyone who devotes all their free time leading Scouts, Cadets, Boy's Brigade....any kind of thing where young lads are concerned really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 In my youth I was being ridden "a la cowboy" by a lass with salami tits. As the rhthym built, her boobs started swinging then slapping together. I chuckled, she got embarrased. So, I said I would hold them up for her, and away we went. At the " going like a jackhammer" stage, the devil on my shoulder said" drop em!" I did, they started slapping like a hungry sea lion, I creased up, end of shag. Hey Ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 In my youth I was being ridden "a la cowboy" by a lass with salami tits. As the rhthym built, her boobs started swinging then slapping together. I chuckled, she got embarrased. So, I said I would hold them up for her, and away we went. At the " going like a jackhammer" stage, the devil on my shoulder said" drop em!" I did, they started slapping like a hungry sea lion, I creased up, end of shag. Hey Ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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