Ayatollah Hermione 12775 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Remember Toonprick's crack about training his tastebuds to discern the subtleties of a single malt when it was mixed with Pepsi Max? My mate tried to do that once with some Four Roses I had bought. I nearly burst his lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Remember Toonprick's crack about training his tastebuds to discern the subtleties of a single malt when it was mixed with Pepsi Max? Probably all done with a wad of tobacco packed into his lower lip too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12775 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Probably all done with a wad of tobacco packed into his lower lip too. The Brando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 You animal, Deaderz! Btw, have you got the Emma Watson nudes? Fist you'd just complain it looked like a loosely packed kebab after your efforts with Hope Solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9027 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Remember Toonprick's crack about training his tastebuds to discern the subtleties of a single malt when it was mixed with Pepsi Max? what the actual fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 There's a documentary on Netflix called a year in champagne that probably has the right bouquet for some of you fairies. By which I mean it would dance splendidly across your tastebuds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Is it not a Year in Burgundy? It's decent. There's also one called Somm which is about trainee masters of wine in the US which is decent too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Aye I saw Somm was on there. I cannot watch a documentary about a wine waiter. There might be a Burgundy one too but this was defo the champagne one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Merlot and two months of spotify premium with pitch perfect 2 lined up. That's what Friday nights are all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 You are living a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 You are living a lie. Well given I'm probably the happiest most laid back fella I know, it's a good lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I meant you're a gay man or "fella" if you prefer living a straight lie. Don't make me explain my jokes to you, CT, that will be the final straw in our relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 It's nuts, to qualify they have to blind taste 6 reds and 6 whites, describe them and then say where they are from and the year. The wines can be from anywhere across the world. They train for up to a decade to do it and most fail, it's basically about 4 lads doing one of the hardest exam in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 How is that even a job though? Fucking drink describer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I meant you're a gay man or "fella" if you prefer living a straight lie. Don't make me explain my jokes to you, CT, that will be the final straw in our relationship. Gay / jolly / whatever Apart from the botty bit I probably am. And let's face it, women love the botty bit and American pie taught me we fellas have a jolly spot up there. Maybe just like cooking etc we're late to the party. Got to tag @@Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I am no longer in this conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 How many wives does his brother have? Yes I am a knobhead. The rage in the memory displaced the apostrophe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14097 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I am no longer in this conversation. Whereas apparently I am. EVEN THOUGH I READ EVERY THREAD ON HERE ANYWAY because otherwise metal detecting etc. ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14097 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Anyway, I'm washing down my veggie stir-fry with a Becks Blue while watching Bayern-Hamburg and yous can all get lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Sisters gotta stick together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12775 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm having some Jamaican Lager Beer tonight and I'm petrified that after 4 (of 6), i'm going to lose all will power and get a pizza in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34777 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Mannys in town does delivery and it's meant to be mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Am in the summer house in south of France, 3 bottles of Bordeaux and duck on the plancha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12775 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Am in the summer house in south of France, 3 bottles of Bordeaux and duck on the plancha. Try to lure it away with some bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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