Brock Manson 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Got the job. That was easy. I start May 5th. Had a sit down with the manager & head chef, then into the kitchen to whip up something from scratch. I made chicken with peppers in a white whine & cream sauce over tagliatelle. Bit of garlic, thyme and chillies hoyed in as well. Bit funny watching them both taste it, Masterchef style and giving comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 13:15, Brock Manson said: Got the job. That was easy. I start May 5th. Had a sit down with the manager & head chef, then into the kitchen to whip up something from scratch. I made chicken with peppers in a white whine & cream sauce over tagliatelle. Bit of garlic, thyme and chillies hoyed in as well. Bit funny watching them both taste it, Masterchef style and giving comments. Congrats. Don't forget those of us who helped you on your way when you're Brocky big balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Sitting in the Matfen Hall, half pissed, half still to go. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11672 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 CANKLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Diamond wedding in one function room or sixth form prom in the other. Which one to crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Do people in the jacuzzi like you taking pervy photos of them and hoying them on the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 17:08, Christmas Tree said: Diamond wedding in one function room or sixth form prom in the other. Which one to crash Why don't you just have a nice, quiet drink with your wife? I'm sure both the diamond wedding party and the kids will appreciate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 17:13, catmag said: Why don't you just have a nice, quiet drink with your wife? I'm sure both the diamond wedding party and the kids will appreciate that. Don't really do nice quiet drinks Cat. Although tbf, I do, but when the 2nd bottle of merlot kicks in I can get a touch giddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47291 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 15:58, Christmas Tree said: Sitting in the Matfen Hall, half pissed, half still to go. Happy days. Good to see they're not afraid to serve more unusual fare like Trotters and Ginger Pudding in the hotel restaurant. Oh ..... wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47291 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 17:18, Christmas Tree said: Don't really do nice quiet drinks Cat. Although tbf, I do, but when the 2nd bottle of merlot kicks in I can get a touch giddy. Get yourself out on the Go Ape course, you porcine pisshead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5855 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 17:13, catmag said: Why don't you just have a nice, quiet drink with your wife? I'm sure both the diamond wedding party and the kids will appreciate that. The "not being a twat" option as its better know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 15:58, Christmas Tree said: Sitting in the Matfen Hall, half pissed, half still to go. Happy days. You shaved the ginger off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15506 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 17:13, catmag said: Why don't you just have a nice, quiet drink with your wife? I'm sure both the diamond wedding party and the kids will appreciate that. For some reason, this is the harshest post CT'll ever receive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Ended up early to bed due to a bitch of a cold. The pensioners and young ladies were saved from my fading dance moves. Woke up around 2.30 and haven't really slept since. A nice early morning stroll might be in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47291 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 On 26/04/2013 at 23:00, Ayatollah Hermione said: For some reason, this is the harshest post CT'll ever receive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8157 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Fat ginger bloke in his 40s with a teenage daughter , talking about crashing a party full of 16 year old girls. You're one of 'those' blokes that makes inappropriate comments to lasses aren't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 On 27/04/2013 at 08:37, TheRollingStones said: Fat ginger bloke in his 40s with a teenage daughter , talking about crashing a party full of 16 year old girls. You're one of 'those' blokes that makes inappropriate comments to lasses aren't you He probably thinks the firm he used to work for was like Sterling Cooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 47291 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Excellent! I love how , in the space of 48hrs, CT has gone from laughable buffoon to creepy sex fiend. Should change his name to Yew Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 On 27/04/2013 at 08:37, TheRollingStones said: Fat ginger bloke in his 40s with a teenage daughter , talking about crashing a party full of 16 year old girls. You're one of 'those' blokes that makes inappropriate comments to lasses aren't you No teenage daughters but close, good effort Tommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8157 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 On 27/04/2013 at 10:09, Christmas Tree said: No teenage daughters but close, good effort Tommy. Mopeds, Tommy. . . Cuts to the bone. You fat, sweaty, lazy, ginger, tiny cocked Mackem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5612 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 On 27/04/2013 at 10:58, TheRollingStones said: Mopeds, Tommy. . . Cuts to the bone. You fat, sweaty, lazy, ginger, tiny cocked Mackem Obviously does Keep on stalking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8157 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Alreet Leazes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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