RobinRobin 9242 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, sammynb said: Truck drivers are generally a but more switched on but I think that is more to do with they don't want to be asked to open the back by the police. MF'dYP Edited October 19, 2023 by RobinRobin 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 8 hours ago, sammynb said: TBF as a motorcyclist all you car and truck drivers are dangerous cunts. It’s alright, I’m sure all the other leather clad lads you hang about with and go for rides in the countryside with on sunny Sundays will support you through it, maybe hold your hand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 27 minutes ago, strawb said: It’s alright, I’m sure all the other leather clad lads you hang about with and go for rides in the countryside with on sunny Sundays will support you through it, maybe hold your hand Including J69. Sammy and J69 sitting in a tree....... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5521 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 9 hours ago, sammynb said: TBF as a motorcyclist all you car and truck drivers are dangerous cunts. Because motorcyclists are known to rigidly follow the highway code without exception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 (edited) What most pisses me off about motor cyclists is the noise. Your vehicle has minimal weight and 2 wheels, it should be quiet, inaudible almost. But no, you have to makes so much noise revving your engine and backfiring it, it makes my slightly on the spectrum kid cover her ears or even cry in pain, you attention seeking bell ends. Sammy and J69 excepted, obviously. Edited October 19, 2023 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34608 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Have you sorted your Android Auto out yet, or are you still using your CD loader in the boot? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Have you sorted your Android Auto out yet, or are you still using your CD loader in the boot? My music player works pefectly well thanks, the only issue I have is literally the google search on the built in Sat Nav map. But after reading ewerk's posts, I reckon that you just don't get the issues us drivers of elite german cars have. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 1 hour ago, strawb said: It’s alright, I’m sure all the other leather clad lads you hang about with and go for rides in the countryside with on sunny Sundays will support you through it, maybe hold your hand Strawb, you promised you were going to PM me that brand of leather cleaner you said was great for white stains on chaps, did you forget? Mate? TBF I rarely get the leather on and go for rides in the country but I do use it to travel everywhere, rain hail or burning rock shine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 19 minutes ago, Renton said: What most pisses me off about motor cyclists is the noise. Your vehicle has minimal weight and 2 wheels, it should be quiet, inaudible almost. But no, you have to makes so much noise revving your engine and backfiring it, it makes my slightly on the spectrum kid cover her ears or even cry in pain, you attention seeking bell ends. Sammy and J69 excepted, obviously. Fuck no Rents, mine is noisy as fuck but there is an actual reason for that. BECAUSE YOU CUNTS IN CARS CANNOT HEAR US AND KEEP TRYING TO MOVE INTO THE LANE I'M ALREADY IN! If it was quiet, I'd be squashed dead like a bug on the Harbour Bridge everyday and then you still get stupid car driving cunts trying to turn into you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 36 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Because motorcyclists are known to rigidly follow the highway code without exception There's a code? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5521 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Just now, sammynb said: There's a code? Aye, I think there's a special one for motorcyclists. It's just two sentences really: "Always weave through traffic, causing cars to slam their brakes on as you slot in front like a nuisance. Then complain when cars do it back" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34608 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Renton said: My music player works pefectly well thanks, the only issue I have is literally the google search on the built in Sat Nav map. But after reading ewerk's posts, I reckon that you just don't get the issues us drivers of elite german cars have. ewerk's problem is that he has a Fisher Price phone. Yours are too numerous to list. Fucking paying £40 a year to Audi to use Google search when you're sat with Android auto. I bet you're the only direct debit they've got coming in for that business model which died in the early 2010s. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 I've never caused a car to slam on their brakes! Riding through the city, you want to lane filter (it's legal hear at speeds under 30km), because and you might understand this once I've explained it - the safest place for a motorcycle in traffic, is to be moving. Cunts in cars just don't seem to see bikes, usually because they are texting, applying make-up and fiddling with their knobs and that's just the male Audi drivers! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: ewerk's problem is that he has a Fisher Price phone. Yours are too numerous to list. Fucking paying £40 a year to Audi to use Google search when you're sat with Android auto. I bet you're the only direct debit they've got coming in for that business model which died in the early 2010s. It does more than that, it "connects" with your car so I can locate it if its nicked or I forget where I parked it. Oh, and also I know how much fuel I have used remotely, which is useful because, erm. I'm obviously not paying it like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34608 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, sammynb said: I've never caused a car to slam on their brakes! Riding through the city, you want to lane filter (it's legal hear at speeds under 30km), because AND YOU MIGHT UNDERSTAND THIS ONCE I'VE EXPLAINED IT - the safest place for a motorcycle in traffic, is to be moving. Cunts in cars just don't seem to see bikes, usually because they are texting, applying make-up and fiddling with their knobs and that's just the male Audi drivers! Edited October 19, 2023 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: That's you to a T, Scotty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5521 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, sammynb said: I've never caused a car to slam on their brakes! Riding through the city, you want to lane filter (it's legal hear at speeds under 30km), because and you might understand this once I've explained it - the safest place for a motorcycle in traffic, is to be moving. Cunts in cars just don't seem to see bikes, usually because they are texting, applying make-up and fiddling with their knobs and that's just the male Audi drivers! The rest of us are just trying to piss into an empty can of monster tbf. Plus it's sharp so if a few bikers need to be ragdolled to ensure I don't knick the tip of my chopper then so be it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 41 minutes ago, sammynb said: Strawb, you promised you were going to PM me that brand of leather cleaner you said was great for white stains on chaps, did you forget? Mate? TBF I rarely get the leather on and go for rides in the country but I do use it to travel everywhere, rain hail or burning rock shine I don’t wear chaps mate, FULL NAKED 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: It does more than that, it "connects" with your car so I can locate it if its nicked or I forget where I parked it. Oh, and also I know how much fuel I have used remotely, which is useful because, erm. I'm obviously not paying it like. Yeah, my phone does that too. "Updated your cars location", then if I've gone off for a wander round a new place I open Google Maps, click on the little bubble that is my car's location and it shows me a walking route straight to it. Don't pay Audi £40 a year for the privilege. It doesn't tell me remotely how much fuel I've used because the second I step out of the car, I don't care. The second my car starts, there's this fantastic display that tells me and also suggests roughly how far I can drive before I'm running on empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9242 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 3 hours ago, sammynb said: I've never caused a car to slam on their brakes! Riding through the city, you want to lane filter (it's legal hear at speeds under 30km), because and you might understand this once I've explained it - the safest place for a motorcycle in traffic, is to be moving. Cunts in cars just don't seem to see bikes, usually because they are texting, applying make-up and fiddling with their knobs and that's just the male Audi drivers! Don't argue with Sammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38819 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 We Knights of The Road refer to motorcycles as speed bumps. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 7 hours ago, sammynb said: There's a code? A man must have a code 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9242 Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: We Knights of The Road refer to motorcyclists as organ donors. FYP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14061 Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Today's work task is to help train the AI our new overlords want to replace us with. I've been more motivated, I must say. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9242 Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Just now, Meenzer said: Today's work task is to help train the AI our new overlords want to replace us with. I've been more motivated, I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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