sammynb 2929 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: Well, well, welll. Fish has now admitted to hating @Blastronaut, @ewerk and @Welsh Magpie*. ANd he's not keen on the rest of us. * Apologies to the user of this account if you see this. I couldn't think of any welsh users of the board and your name was first to pop up. Actually @thebrokendoll is almost welsh now I think. Fish hates you tbd. Wasn't Lou, the unicyclist, Welsh??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 7 hours ago, The Fish said: You're moving up the list, my lovely, isn’t it? West Englanded YP. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Had sort of a perfect day today. More or less got a promotion sorted even though I won’t have to deal with murderers in future which was fun (for me). Later getting told that quite a few officers are sad about it. Got a good but not lenient sentence at a trial even the defendant accepted as just. Beating City with a very good performance in the second half. Opening some nice beer being very happy now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Sounds like you had a better day than the defendant 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 He got taken home in a car while I had to suffer with public transport though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Home? What kind of lily-livered, woke sentences are you handing out man? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26847 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 'You are charged with a heinous offence of a very serious.....' 'cough, cough' '....of a very serious matter and furthermore a sexua......' 'cough, cough, cough' '.....sexual act and.....' 'cough, cough, cough.' '.....I say! Have you tried sucking a fisherman's friend?' 'm'lud, I'm in enough trouble as it is!' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Home? What kind of lily-livered, woke sentences are you handing out man? Entschuldigung. I didn’t realise you wouldn’t get it. "Home" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Entschuldigung Frikadellen! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Frikadellen! Bless you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Annoyed. First world problem I guess, but what a hassle yesterday was. My house is divided into two electrical circuits. One of them kept tripping yesterday, went around switching every appliance off I could think of but still kept happening. In desperation, I decided to plug my fridge freezer into the other circuit using an extension cord - I hadn't unplugged this as it difficult to access the plug to say the least and I hadn't suspected it. Anyway, it immediately trips theother circuit, so it's the cause. On a Sunday, just after a massive food shop. So now I have the hassle of trying to get another useless tradesman to fix the fridge and have had to throw out more tha a hundred quid of food. The device is a Samsung, less than 4 years old, really hoping I don't need to buy another one as I can't afford it at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26355 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 wyki might be able to help you. He's had a lot of experience with leaky fridges lately. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34478 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 44 minutes ago, Renton said: Annoyed. First world problem I guess, but what a hassle yesterday was. My house is divided into two electrical circuits. One of them kept tripping yesterday, went around switching every appliance off I could think of but still kept happening. In desperation, I decided to plug my fridge freezer into the other circuit using an extension cord - I hadn't unplugged this as it difficult to access the plug to say the least and I hadn't suspected it. Anyway, it immediately trips theother circuit, so it's the cause. On a Sunday, just after a massive food shop. So now I have the hassle of trying to get another useless tradesman to fix the fridge and have had to throw out more tha a hundred quid of food. The device is a Samsung, less than 4 years old, really hoping I don't need to buy another one as I can't afford it at the moment. Switches be trippin' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 52 minutes ago, Renton said: have had to throw out more tha a hundred quid of food Should’ve invited CT round for a light snack- problem solved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Renton said: Annoyed. First world problem I guess, but what a hassle yesterday was. My house is divided into two electrical circuits. One of them kept tripping yesterday, went around switching every appliance off I could think of but still kept happening. In desperation, I decided to plug my fridge freezer into the other circuit using an extension cord - I hadn't unplugged this as it difficult to access the plug to say the least and I hadn't suspected it. Anyway, it immediately trips theother circuit, so it's the cause. On a Sunday, just after a massive food shop. So now I have the hassle of trying to get another useless tradesman to fix the fridge and have had to throw out more tha a hundred quid of food. The device is a Samsung, less than 4 years old, really hoping I don't need to buy another one as I can't afford it at the moment. Where'd you buy it from and did you get the extended warranty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Just now, The Fish said: Where'd you buy it from and did you get the extended warranty? Currys and no, who the fuck does that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, Renton said: Currys and no, who the fuck does that? Ah, John Lewis doe a 4yr as standard. Who does it? Losers ands Nerds! That's who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, The Fish said: Ah, John Lewis doe a 4yr as standard. Who does it? Losers ands Nerds! That's who. Actually that's bollocks. The entire rest of the kitchen was purchased from JL, and fitted by them. They've been an unmitigated disaster, I've spent hundreds if not thousands correcting their mistakes. They simply refuse to honour anything. Recent example, the kitchen tap, JL branded, cost £300 starts leaking. Says on the website it has a 5 year warranty. I try to claim this, and they tell me the warranty on the part it needs is just 3 years. Doesn't say that on their website or user instructions. Worst thing is, you try to put a polite review up, and they just block it. They used to be good, this is my third kitchen with them, but they are fucking shite now and I sadly predict they will go into administration within 5 years. Edit: Now you have me on my high horse below is a photo of the underside of my sink after they fitted it. I'm no plumber but even I can see there are no traps, the loose hosing is inadequate, etc. No surprise it starts leaking and emitting odours. Their response to this? "Sorry. If you want compensation then take us to the small claims court". I mean ffs! I had to pay to get it fixed. Edited October 2, 2023 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Sounds awful mate. Stressful as fuck. Of course, our John Lewis purchases have gone brilliantly and when the coffee machine did break, they'd sent us out a new one before we'd even returned the broken one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Sounds awful mate. Stressful as fuck. Of course, our John Lewis purchases have gone brilliantly and when the coffee machine did break, they'd sent us out a new one before we'd even returned the broken one. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34478 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Renton's Kitchen Nightmares. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 41 minutes ago, Renton said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Renton's Kitchen Nightmares. Yep Sink - fucked Fridge freezer - fucked Taps - fucked Dishwasher - fucked General plumbing - fucked Electrics for lighting - fucked. Flooring - wrong type delivered. Not to mention the spoil pipe from the en suite leaking into the ceiling. Apart from that, it's all fine. Edited October 2, 2023 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Is this all after a recent house move, or am I thinking of someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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