Monkeys Fist 40543 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Stuck in a MAHOOSSIVE jam on the A1 heading back from Leeds. Pissbuckets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Stuck in a MAHOOSSIVE jam on the A1 heading back from Leeds. Pissbuckets! M40 was dogshit too. Was closed S bound, but got stuck for ages N bound. Cause of the jam? Cunting rubberneckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 40543 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Did you look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Did you look? Glanced whilst maintaining my speed. Didn't slow down to get a good beak though. That's the line in the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9873 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Had a cracking 1st date. So much so I broke with convention and already sorted a 2nd. to answer the tedious questions, no I didn't fuck her, no she isn't blind, deaf or dumb. No she's not doing for a bet or any kind of financial recompense. It wasn't a pity date and no she doesn't have a mental deficiency. She is a Ginger though... My first actual factual blind date. Knew nothing about her other than her name and where we were meeting. Was shitting bricks that she would be dull as fuck or have a face like a stuntman's knee. I can happily report; she's none of the above I know I will get pelters for this, but I'm drunk enough not to really care, so crack on lads, crack on. (Also spent a fuckload on cigars today for a mates wedding on the weekend, the two blokes in the tobacconist were straight out of a hackneyed sitcom. The vendor was light on the loafers and two gin slings away from being one of the "Suit you Sir" fellas, the customer was like a 40yr old Brian Cox; a little bombastic, a little threatening, but with a wee glimmer of mischief in his eye.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 39326 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I could have danced all night! I could have danced all night! And still have begged for more. I could have spread my wings And done a thousand things I've never done before Nice one Dave, glad you enjoyed yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4149 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Had a cracking 1st date. So much so I broke with convention and already sorted a 2nd. to answer the tedious questions, no I didn't fuck her, no she isn't blind, deaf or dumb. No she's not doing for a bet or any kind of financial recompense. It wasn't a pity date and no she doesn't have a mental deficiency. She is a Ginger though... My first actual factual blind date. Knew nothing about her other than her name and where we were meeting. Was shitting bricks that she would be dull as fuck or have a face like a stuntman's knee. I can happily report; she's none of the above I know I will get pelters for this, but I'm drunk enough not to really care, so crack on lads, crack on. (Also spent a fuckload on cigars today for a mates wedding on the weekend, the two blokes in the tobacconist were straight out of a hackneyed sitcom. The vendor was light on the loafers and two gin slings away from being one of the "Suit you Sir" fellas, the customer was like a 40yr old Brian Cox; a little bombastic, a little threatening, but withwee glimmer of mischief in his eye.) Is this going to be like Bridget Jones Diary Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 40543 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 The Fish, on 28 September 2012 - 01:40 AM, said: I could have danced all night! I could have danced all night! And still have begged for more. I could have spread my wings And done a thousand things I've never done before Nice one Dave, glad you enjoyed yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14568 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 "Dancing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wykikitoon 18260 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Fucked off. Coming down the road, about 300m from work and some taxi driver cathword does an illegal u-turn in the road without looking, almost knocked me into on coming traffic. Contacted the police and Leeds City Council and his taxi firm, I have 3 witness's too. I hope the fucker gets shot the peice of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15779 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Fucked off. Coming down the road, about 300m from work and some taxi driver cathword does an illegal u-turn in the road without looking, almost knocked me into on coming traffic. Contacted the police and Leeds City Council and his taxi firm, I have 3 witness's too. I hope the fucker gets shot the peice of shit. If you had a near miss in the car due to someone else being a tool would you report them? I nearly hit two cyclists riding side by side who were coming the wrong way up a one way street last night at about 10pm. Difficult to take their details though Edited September 28, 2012 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4525 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 You're pretty much guaranteed to come off worse when you're on a bike mind you. You know I hear they do people for "attempted" murder these days, whatever that means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 18260 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 If you had a near miss in the car due to someone else being a tool would you report them? I nearly hit two cyclists riding side by side who were coming the wrong way up a one way street last night at about 10pm. Difficult to take their details though Another car was forced to slam all on to avoid hitting me. This fucker is a taxi driver, he is under license from the council to safely carry passengers. To answer your question no if it was a bloke in a car. If its a bloke / women in a van representing a company, then yes, I have called them up before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15779 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 You're pretty much guaranteed to come off worse when you're on a bike mind you. You know I hear they do people for "attempted" murder these days, whatever that means It means that the intended victim of a murder attempt survived, i.e. they didnt die hope this helps Are you suggesting that taxi drivers who nearly hit cyclists have been up for attempted murder???!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 18260 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 You're pretty much guaranteed to come off worse when you're on a bike mind you. You know I hear they do people for "attempted" murder these days, whatever that means A bloke not so long back rammed a cyclist with his car. He got a £350 fine..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15779 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Another car was forced to slam all on to avoid hitting me. This fucker is a taxi driver, he is under license from the council to safely carry passengers. To answer your question no if it was a bloke in a car. If its a bloke / women in a van representing a company, then yes, I have called them up before. Fair enough, but nobody likes a grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4525 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 A bloke not so long back rammed a cyclist with his car. He got a £350 fine..... 350!? Must have been an expensive bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 18260 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Fair enough, but nobody likes a grass No, but the shouldnt drive like complete twats Anyways, feeling better now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 18260 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 350!? Must have been an expensive bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 girl in work got clipped at some lights other day in here, guy ran a red and knocked her onto the bonnet and back onto the pavement wasn't badly hurt, he stopped said "you alright" then buggered off, while wittnesses etc stayed make sure she was she had his name number, cops said "not sure if we can get much from this" so she went and looked up where he worked herself and went and got the cctv footage for the cops from nearby office building. what happened? nothing, cop actually said "sure he stopped to make sure you were alright" And what kind of sympathy did she get at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 18260 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 girl in work got clipped at some lights other day in here, guy ran a red and knocked her onto the bonnet and back onto the pavement wasn't badly hurt, he stopped said "you alright" then buggered off, while wittnesses etc stayed make sure she was she had his name number, cops said "not sure if we can get much from this" so she went and looked up where he worked herself and went and got the cctv footage for the cops from nearby office building. what happened? nothing, cop actually said "sure he stopped to make sure you were alright" A guy in a car Ran a red light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6438 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Pissed off! I've had a hole in the felt on my garage roof for a while now and it's been leaking in near my bike. It's right on the join between the 2 garages (its in a block) but the lass next door has never mentioned it so I arranged for a bloke to come out and patch the hole for £60. He turned up this morning, a right doddery old bloke who seemed happy for the business as he said work is slow at the minute. I jumped up on the roof this morning and the silly bint next door has already had it covered last week! I didn't have the heart to tell him so he's covering the now non-existent hole and I've just come back from the cashpoint with £60 for a job that doesn't need doing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 18260 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 D'oh I need my garage roof looking at, same as you, its a block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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