Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 hey Fist, whats the prognosis? you alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5952 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Good Wife got her first job as a qualified nurse in A&E this week. Then 48 hours later I got a new job myself as MH liaison at Sunderland Royal A&E. Downside being I now work in Sunderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Good Wife got her first job as a qualified nurse in A&E this week. Then 48 hours later I got a new job myself as MH liaison at Sunderland Royal A&E. Downside being I now work in Sunderland i'm not sure whether to offer congratulations or condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5952 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 It's just had a fortune in funding to make it the biggest liaison team in the North East so it was a no brainer career wise. 140 applicants for 14 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27095 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Sunderland A&E? Jesus Christ only knows what he's going to be seeing there on a regular basis. Rockets being fired out of anuses, a Mag shirt burning gone wrong etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5952 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14102 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Congrats though. *insert fatuous comment about having a beer to celebrate tonight* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27095 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 "Ea-ah! J69 marra! Tell the Doctah that ah accidentally caught alight outside the Muslim skew-wahl, accidentally catching fire against a upside down bunning cross that a accidentally touched with ma white (ish) bedshewt that a accidentally put howels in for eyeslots! A dinna knaa what that big 'EDL' on the shewt stands for marra. FTM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 hey Fist, whats the prognosis? you alright?All well tbh, just been for an echocardiogram ( ultrasound scan on my heart).I'm not pregnant. I asked if I'd be able to play piano when recovered Congrats J69- easiest job in the world tbh, "Mackem? Aye, get them committed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 my mood is good. i'm off out for friday night on the piss, followed by a lazy weekend with wife and son. happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Nice one J69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Ordering a boat load of medium tops and size 34 trousers from Next and then having to send a pair of trousers back cos they're too big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34812 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Maternity range? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Dilf range Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5952 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 You aren't even a hilf to your own mrs man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27095 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 HILC probably. Husband she'd like to cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Ah, thought Cuckold would be a bit mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14102 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Calorie-count. Meanwhile, Rafael Honigstein is on the telly, so my mood can only be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34812 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Hey congratulations J69. Forgot to say earlier. Well done and good luck with the new job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Aye well done Jonathan. I tell you what I'm from the west of Newcastle but working in Sunderland for four years put a lot of mackem in my accent for quite a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14102 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I personally rank this alongside Parky's "I'd bang a lad if I was drunk enough" on the TT confession scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5952 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Cheers everyone. Work are currently trying to bump my lease car up from £170pm to £406pm for knocking off 250 business miles a month. They have 2 hopes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I personally rank this alongside Parky's "I'd bang a lad if I was drunk enough" on the TT confession scale. Forgotten about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I personally rank this alongside Parky's "I'd bang a lad if I was drunk enough" on the TT confession scale. I can speak authentic mackem no problem at all, to the point where you wouldn't know I was putting it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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