Toonpack 12382 Posted September 28, 2024 Share Posted September 28, 2024 On 28/09/2024 at 09:16, Monkeys Fist said: Current estimated costs for rebuilding it are $1.7-1.9 billion. “ If only that miserable Yorkshire cunt! wasn't so lazy” Expand FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46749 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 Alreet cheps? I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. Started with this … tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year… Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything ). Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. I’m fucked Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph. Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him” This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham. As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like Fucking love it 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16890 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 11:22, Monkeys Fist said: This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4843 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 Are them retaining walls just timber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24468 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 11:22, Monkeys Fist said: Alreet cheps? I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. Started with this … tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year… Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything ). Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. I’m fucked Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph. Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him” This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham. As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like Fucking love it Expand I’m conflicted here because I like you MF but that is one of the biggest cunt’s tricks you see on the road. I’d be raging if I was in the queue behind you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24737 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 11:22, Monkeys Fist said: Alreet cheps? I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. Started with this … tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year… Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything ). Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. I’m fucked Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph. Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him” This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham. As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like Fucking love it Expand I somehow both love and hate you at the same time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 11:22, Monkeys Fist said: Alreet cheps? I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. Started with this … tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year… Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything ). Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. I’m fucked Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph. Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him” This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham. As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like Fucking love it Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46749 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 12:35, strawb said: Are them retaining walls just timber? Expand Nah, little double width brick wall on the inside, buried just under. And the bones, naturally. 👍 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24737 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 15:22, Monkeys Fist said: Nah, little double width brick wall on the inside, buried just under. And the bones, naturally. 👍 Expand I bet your lawn and flower beds are second to none in Forest Hall. "Eeeeeh, Mildred, I divn't knarr how that rude lorry driver Mr MF does it. Say wot you like about him, an a think he's a kernt, but his flowers are always so beautiful and his grass is so green, like he's got a special fertiliser...". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38134 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 12:35, strawb said: Are them retaining walls just timber? Expand Strawb moving to wipe that smug look off MF’s face 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4843 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 15:28, Alex said: Strawb moving to wipe that smug look off MF’s face Expand Haha was looking to help, but he has dastardly provided the correct response 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46749 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 👍 As well as its primary purpose of being somewhere nice and shaded* to sit in Summer, it’s very-close-secondary purpose was being somewhere to bury all the smashed bricks and rubble and huge chunks of fucking concrete some cunt had used to make a rockery previously. There’s probably only a few inches of actual soil * it’s south facing and a sun trap, I’m building a frame and planting a load of fast growing climbing plants to grow over it and provide natural shade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19948 Posted October 15, 2024 Share Posted October 15, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 20:05, Monkeys Fist said: 👍 As well as its primary purpose of being somewhere nice and shaded* to sit in Summer, it’s very-close-secondary purpose was being somewhere to bury all the smashed bricks and rubble and huge chunks of fucking concrete some cunt had used to make a rockery previously. There’s probably only a few inches of actual soil * it’s south facing and a sun trap, I’m building a frame and planting a load of fast growing climbing plants to grow over it and provide natural shade. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13082 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 20:05, Monkeys Fist said: 👍 As well as its primary purpose of being somewhere nice and shaded* to sit in Summer, it’s very-close-secondary purpose was being somewhere to bury all the smashed bricks and rubble and huge chunks of fucking concrete some cunt had used to make a rockery previously. There’s probably only a few inches of actual soil * it’s south facing and a sun trap, I’m building a frame and planting a load of fast growing climbing plants to grow over it and provide natural shade. Expand CT may have an old settee to complete the picture 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34673 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 15/10/2024 at 20:59, PaddockLad said: Expand Ray Parlour has piled on the beef. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46749 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 06:00, ewerk said: Ray Parlour has piled on the beef. Expand I suspect Charlie has eaten Ray Parlour… maybe even several Ray Parlours? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24737 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 IF anyone illustrates the ravishes of time it is Charlie Dimmock. She was quite the thing in the 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53359 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 She absolutely wasn't like. She was one for the granddads who couldn't believe there was a lass on their gardening show with no bra on. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24737 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 09:36, Gemmill said: She absolutely wasn't like. She was one for the granddads who couldn't believe there was a lass on their gardening show with no bra on. Expand Come to think of it it was more by Dad who liked her. But still the biggest change in appearance I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53359 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 09:43, Renton said: Come to think of it it was more by Dad who liked her. But still the biggest change in appearance I can think of. Expand Google Kathleen Turner. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 09:34, Renton said: IF anyone illustrates the ravishes of time it is Charlie Dimmock. She was quite the thing in the 90s. Expand Those nipples definitely don't point that way anymore - gravity truly sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 09:43, Renton said: Come to think of it it was more by Dad who liked her. But still the biggest change in appearance I can think of. Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53359 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 BTW if you were wanking over Charlie Dimmock in the 90s, that's your business and nothing anyone says should sully those memories. The peak era of the lads' mag girl and you picked old scruffy rough hands Dimmock. Nothing to be ashamed of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24737 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 09:48, Gemmill said: BTW if you were wanking over Charlie Dimmock in the 90s, that's your business and nothing anyone says should sully those memories. The peak era of the lads' mag girl and you picked old scruffy rough hands Dimmock. Nothing to be ashamed of. Expand In the 90s I could wank on demand to anything, straight from the bank. Not to a 2020s version of CHarlie Dimmock or Kathleen Turner though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46749 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 09:46, Gemmill said: Google Bridget Fonda. Expand Fyp ( I apologise in advance) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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