Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Did you have to freeze some sperm? They told me to cos I don't have any kids yet, obviously would only have one ball and the chemo might make me a jaffa. Going to that place was the worst part about it all I think. Fucking gross. Did they give you any grot to crack one out over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Aye there was two dog eared magazines in a drawer, one straight and one gay. I had me phone with me. Was worried about either being in there too long or not long enough, like what is the right amount of time to spend in that situation? Too long and I look like I'm reading the fucking articles and not long enough and the nurse woman will think I am a chump. Stressful situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Aye there was two dog eared magazines in a drawer, one straight and one gay. I had me phone with me. Was worried about either being in there too long or not long enough, like what is the right amount of time to spend in that situation? Too long and I look like I'm reading the fucking articles and not long enough and the nurse woman will think I am a chump. Stressful situation. I'd have come out, give the nurse a wink and fucked off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Also they asked me if I wanted to sign a waiver thing that was basically, if you should happen to die, can your other half use your sperm after your death? I wouldn't recommend freezing sperm if you can avoid it. And the cancer as well I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2415 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Did you have to freeze some sperm? They told me to cos I don't have any kids yet, obviously would only have one ball and the chemo might make me a jaffa. Going to that place was the worst part about it all I think. Fucking gross. Haha. Yep. Did that too before the chemo. The rub-room was down a ramp, through a door, across a car park, through another door into a dimly lit hallway. One more door into a room with a couch and porno mags from the 90s. I came back after the job was done trying to be all discreet. I'm pretty shy in person at the best of times so I was trying to avoid the attention of anyone else in the waiting room. Not sure why though, because it must have pretty clear that I'd just rubbed one out. Anyway, I gave the jizz-cup to the girl at the counter and turned around and went to leave. I'm almost at the door and she yells, 'Wait! We need to test the specimen!' Fuck sake. Glad you got through it mate. Good job not needing the chemo. I'm clear too after the nut-surgery, chemo, and more surgery to remove my abdominal lymph nodes. Just have bi-monthly check ups with the oncologist now. So all good. No. Not recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Also they asked me if I wanted to sign a waiver thing that was basically, if you should happen to die, can your other half use your sperm after your death? I wouldn't recommend freezing sperm if you can avoid it. And the cancer as well I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 My metric-to-archaic converter tells me I've apparently snuck under something called "12st" this morning, so that's nice. Won't last, since holidays begin on Saturday and I intend to eat a grass-fed local animal every single night, but hey. Still haven't got back to the local hilly parkrun though. I think I might have developed a phobia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Just did the British military fitness workout on Peckham Rye. Good fun in the sunshine, if your idea of idea of fun involves former soldiers in combat trousers shouting at you as you do burpees and sprint drills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Just taken out 5 tree stumps. That's a fucking workout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 How did you get them in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 How did you get them in there? Put a cherry tomato on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 2 months in the gym...Lost 2kg and put on muscle. Feel much happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 good work, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 2 months in the gym...Lost 2kg and put on muscle. Feel much happier. Never thought I'd see the day...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 The old Fred Perry's weren't fitting right. Something had to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I just joined one at the weekend as it happens. One of these Pure Gyms where it's open 24 hours and you just just let yourself in and out with a door code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I just joined one at the weekend as it happens. One of these Pure Gyms where it's open 24 hours and you just just let yourself in and out with a door code. Don't get addicted...First month I was like stalking the joint.. Had a trainer for to start who showed me all the stuff and gave me a diet and sleep thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 4 times a week, two on a weekend and two during the week. Aim to be there by 6am. I do not mess about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Yeah found it quite liberating. I did one rest day in between all visits. Edited September 28, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 going to the gym is to my 30s what partying was to my 20s. addictive when you get into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I just joined one at the weekend as it happens. One of these Pure Gyms where it's open 24 hours and you just just let yourself in and out with a door code. Thought you had a free work gym? Or is this a dating exercise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 You're such a creepy stalker. Work gym isn't free, the one I've joined is cheaper, and I don't have to put up with people from work. Plus 24 hour access is good news when you regularly wake up between 4 and 5. As for dating, that is for me to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 As for dating, that is for me to know. Nee luck, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 You're such a creepy stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Put it this way, if you start hearing a light fizzing around the NE postcode area, don't worry about it. Slits will be slits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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