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On 03/12/2025 at 20:59, Gemmill said:

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Hey man, that sno wight! 

 

On 03/12/2025 at 21:14, Gemmill said:

Difference is a) mine are excellent, and b) I won't repeat it again 6 posts later. :lol:

 

 

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This is a bit tardy but just making it official that you've forfeited any right to complain about pun making. You could say you've pundermined your position and revealed yourself as pun of us.

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1 hour ago, OTF said:

 

 

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This is a bit tardy but just making it official that you've forfeited any right to complain about pun making. You could say you've pundermined your position and revealed yourself as pun of us.

 

I'll take no lectures from a man who lives in a country the greatest comedy product of which is Joe Mangle. 

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10 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

I'll take no lectures from a man who lives in a country the greatest comedy product of which is Joe Mangle. 

 

It's a case of knowledge and judgement, more specifically lack thereof, if that's your determination.

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On 14/12/2025 at 08:49, wykikitoon said:

Just finished reading an excellent book called
"Fights on a Narrowboat"


by R.G. Bargee

Have you read Frozen Cattle? It’s by Thora Hird

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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Breaking news : An Italian branch of Heinz Soups has just gone into administrone !

 

You find people losing their jobs in the mouth of Christmas funny? You're a sick man.

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3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

People warned me I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. 

 

But take a look at me now 

 

Well I'm pleased there's at least some good news this weekend, well done on getting over your Phil Collins obsession. There's always light at the end of the tunnel. :good:

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3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mrs. F’s hobby is collecting vintage accounting equipment, and this year I’ve bought her a fully restored set of beads for her 1852 abacus. 
 

It’s the little things that count. 
 

 

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What a great and very thoughtful idea for a present! :good:

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11 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Well I'm pleased there's at least some good news this weekend, well done on getting over your Phil Collins obsession. There's always light at the end of the tunnel. :good:

It was against all odds. 

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6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I just back from supermarket and theyre selling a jamaican Humpty Dumpty

 

Its brilliant, It comes with Aldi’s King’s Horses & Aldi’s King’s men.

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20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I just back from supermarket and theyre selling a jamaican Humpty Dumpty

 

Its brilliant, It comes with Aldi’s King’s Horses & Aldi’s King’s men.

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