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1 hour ago, wolfy said:

A moth sees the light on at a dentists. The moth flies over and manages to get into the little open gap in the window then started fluttering around the light that the dentist uses to shine over the victim/patient.

The dentist asked the moth why he was in there flying around the light, but the moth just kept fluttering around the light.

44 times the dentist asked the moth why he was fluttering around the light and 44 times the moth just kept on fluttering.

 

It turned out that the dentist didn't realise that the moth couldn't actually talk.

It also turns out that my jokes are absolutely crap and aren't really even a joke.

 

 

 

Don't be too harsh on yourself, try that in a comedy club selling English tapas, for example, and it might go down a better?

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11 minutes ago, adios said:

:lol: We've finally found @The Fish's comedy account.

 

This is the worst thing you've ever said. I mean, that kind of villainy should be reserved for OTT antagonists in Disney movies, but there you go, spewing your filth on the internet instead.

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An ice cream seller was today found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police said he topped himself.

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The actual joke is:

 

Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?

 

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

 

But you weren't far away. ;)

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1 hour ago, Meenzer said:

Interviewer: Roger, what's your favourite thing about being Swiss?
Federer: Well, the flag's a big plus.

 

 

:lol: 

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