Howmanheyman 27682 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 34 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20200 Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3648 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 4 hours ago, Wardi said: A young Geordie lad goes to see the Doctor, clearly in some discomfort - there's a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle sticking out from his foot. After an inspection and diagnosis the Doctor reassuringly declared.. 'No need to worry bonny lad, it's just an ingrowing Toon ale' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27682 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 8 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: "Tracy! Tracy!!!!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7098 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second … I've always fancied a pair of tits can I have a steroid treatment. Genie fucked up Booooooooooom. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39206 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 32 minutes ago, Toonpack said: FYP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5087 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5932 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 21 hours ago, Toonpack said: FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39206 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5932 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7098 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9543 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3648 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. My wife once got mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39206 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6477 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27682 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 What's brown and sticky? A stick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5932 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 27 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Aal show yi a fuckin' stick, yi daft cunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9543 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 98 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5932 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 2 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9543 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 5 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26889 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 9 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14149 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 13 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9543 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39206 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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