Tdansmith 2113 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine? But cats can. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4858 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 52 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 2 hours ago, Tdansmith said: My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 82 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each. 'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9231 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 4 hours ago, Wardi said: Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each. 'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5508 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 18 hours ago, Tdansmith said: My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5508 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 9 hours ago, Wardi said: Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each. 'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 11 hours ago, Wardi said: Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each. 'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5508 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Just now, Dr Gloom said: i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10000 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 53 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6865 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity Was it particularly active or did it just loaf about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 9 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Was it particularly active or did it just loaf about ? Crumbs, I wasn’t expecting a pun of that quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 Dough you expect me to fire one back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34468 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 LOCK THIS THREAD. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: LOCK THIS THREAD. Why so sour though (SOURDOUGH)? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34468 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 NOT MY MODERATOR! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5508 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 There's a joke in there somewhere about tiger bread but I am intentionally ruining it by mentioning it without a set up because fuck puns and fuck the police. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3472 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity If the toast was from Sunderland you could say it was in-bread captivity Edited March 20 by aimaad22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 25 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: If the toast was from Sunderland you could say it was in-bread captivity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 48 minutes ago, Gemmill said: NOT MY MODERATOR! rye are you getting so cross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 44 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: rye are you getting so hot cross hun? Fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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