Gemmill 62983 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I was robbed by 6 dwarfs today Not Happy Hey man, that sno wight! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Hey man, that sno wight! Welcome to Pun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62983 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 Difference is a) mine are excellent, and b) I won't repeat it again 6 posts later. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Welcome to Pun Club. The first rule of Pun Club is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17986 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 38 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: The first rule of Dwarf Pun Club is... ...don't be Bashful. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: The first rule of Pun Club is... I fucking wish yous wouldn't speak about it tbf. None of you cunts would last a day in Project Mayhem. Fucking grasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireExile 74 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 Back in the 90s women had bushes, then in the noughties it was landing strips. In the 2010s they were all shaved. Now they all have penises. (I'm actually quite appalled at myself but I did laugh when I first heard it so probably worth repeating) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4932 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 16 minutes ago, YorkshireExile said: Back in the 90s women had bushes, then in the noughties it was landing strips. In the 2010s they were all shaved. Now they all have penises. (I'm actually quite appalled at myself but I did laugh when I first heard it so probably worth repeating) Were you taking nitrous oxide when you heard it? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28481 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 4 hours ago, YorkshireExile said: Back in the 90s women had bushes, then in the noughties it was landing strips. In the 2010s they were all shaved. Now they all have penises. (I'm actually quite appalled at myself but I did laugh when I first heard it so probably worth repeating) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12325 Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 Why are women evacuated first in a disaster? So men can think of a solution in peace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28481 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 Scientists have got that bored of watching the earth turn for 24hrs they have decided to call it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43823 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 8 hours ago, Craig said: Why are women evacuated first in a disaster? So men can think of a solution in peace. A poll asked men what they liked most about receiving oral sex? 15% said 'the feeling' 85% said 'the peace and quiet' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62983 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Scientists have got that bored of watching the earth turn for 24hrs they have decided to call it a day. Bit of a worry that they'd give up so easily. Do your job, scientists! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12325 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 44 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Bit of a worry that they'd give up so easily. Do your job, scientists! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5181 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 There's a bloke at work addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 Lad at work was sacked last week for memorising Wikipedia in its entirety, instead of working. In his defence he said “ I can explain everything “ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 5949 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 Two priests are out driving one day.. when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters" The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says; "Alright officer, we'll do it" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 8 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Two priests are out driving one day.. when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters" The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says; "Alright officer, we'll do it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15513 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 As you know I do like a pun, especially so as it winds up a certain prophetic forum member, but I must say puns about Motown are very scarce, I only know two or thee but Four Tops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted Sunday at 01:43 Share Posted Sunday at 01:43 Harry Brook as the next England cricket captain. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 5949 Posted Monday at 21:25 Share Posted Monday at 21:25 I challenged Death to a pillow fight the other day. Big mistake because the reaper cushions were severe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28481 Posted yesterday at 09:49 Share Posted yesterday at 09:49 Some absolute tit in a van was driving up my arse this morning. All lights flashing and beeping the cunt. Anyway the CEO of a company called ECNALUBMA is going to get a right email from me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted yesterday at 10:05 Share Posted yesterday at 10:05 14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Some absolute tit in a van was driving up my arse this morning. All lights flashing and beeping the cunt. Anyway the CEO of a company called ECNALUBMA is going to get a right email from me! Has @Monkeys Fist got a new job? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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