McFaul 35 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 In the paper today, her pals like all "Imogen's having a breakdown she has days where she's suicidal she hates how she's being painted." Yet today she's all over the Paddy Power website in a Man Utd top, advertising a 7/2 bet that Giggs is caught off side in the final on Saturday night. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 She's obviously upset and this is her way at getting back at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4892 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Max Clifford is an evil genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 You can see the broad is loving it [the attention], the way she's carrying on. The whole furor is all Giggs' fault really though for boinking her in the first place. Wonder if he did a Schwarzennegger and went sans rubber. Still, them two put together aren't as bad as Woody Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 If I'd have nailed her btw, I'd make sure that the whole world knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5940 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 She ain't all that. Wonk boobed, and after watching her sex tape I was unimpressed with the look of her fanny as well as her overall effort  Proof of said wonk boobs can be found here - http://www.z-celebs.com/i/imogen_thomas_05...n_thomas_02.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 She ain't all that. Wonk boobed, and after watching her sex tape I was unimpressed with the look of her fanny as well as her overall effort Proof of said wonk boobs can be found here - http://www.z-celebs.com/i/imogen_thomas_05...n_thomas_02.jpg  Forbidden  You don't have permission to access /i/imogen_thomas_05/pics/imogen_thomas_02.jpg on this server.  Actual photo required please. I cannot tolerate wonky boobs so I'm going to have to nip this one in the bud sharpish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9013 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I like the way she's been saying that all this media attention has really upset her and driven her to drink, in a magazine interview  Hate prostitutes like her, clamouring for public sympathy for all the troubles in her life when, in all likelihood, it's a strategy to reclaim what little fame she had in the first place. She's had sex to get money, all be it through the sums the tabloids will throw at her for her "true story", or by associating with a famous footballer.  Giggs is a dick for cheating on his wife and that's undeniable, however the cunts buying Heat, and OK and Closer and all that shit* want kicking in the fanny. Are people telling me, what some footballer is doing is more worthy of a front page than the most powerful man on the planet visiting our tiny little island or, a vast ash cloud, or the horrors happening in the middle east?  It's not a question of the right to privacy for me, it's a question of, have a fucking word with yourself you shallow fucking slags. Maybe if you spent less time reading this guff and more time being aware of the world around you, your equally vacuous daughter won't end up as the meat in a well publicised roast?  I'm yet to hear a compelling argument for the existence of these gossip rags and it fucks me off that this is "news"  /rant     *I include the people who buy the Sun for this crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I like the way she's been saying that all this media attention has really upset her and driven her to drink, in a magazine interview Hate prostitutes like her, clamouring for public sympathy for all the troubles in her life when, in all likelihood, it's a strategy to reclaim what little fame she had in the first place. She's had sex to get money, all be it through the sums the tabloids will throw at her for her "true story", or by associating with a famous footballer.  Giggs is a dick for cheating on his wife and that's undeniable, however the cunts buying Heat, and OK and Closer and all that shit* want kicking in the fanny. Are people telling me, what some footballer is doing is more worthy of a front page than the most powerful man on the planet visiting our tiny little island or, a vast ash cloud, or the horrors happening in the middle east?  It's not a question of the right to privacy for me, it's a question of, have a fucking word with yourself you shallow fucking slags. Maybe if you spent less time reading this guff and more time being aware of the world around you, your equally vacuous daughter won't end up as the meat in a well publicised roast?  I'm yet to hear a compelling argument for the existence of these gossip rags and it fucks me off that this is "news"  /rant     *I include the people who buy the Sun for this crap   Quality, not heard a Fish rant for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26946 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I like the way she's been saying that all this media attention has really upset her and driven her to drink, in a magazine interview Hate prostitutes like her, clamouring for public sympathy for all the troubles in her life when, in all likelihood, it's a strategy to reclaim what little fame she had in the first place. She's had sex to get money, all be it through the sums the tabloids will throw at her for her "true story", or by associating with a famous footballer.  Giggs is a dick for cheating on his wife and that's undeniable, however the cunts buying Heat, and OK and Closer and all that shit* want kicking in the fanny. Are people telling me, what some footballer is doing is more worthy of a front page than the most powerful man on the planet visiting our tiny little island or, a vast ash cloud, or the horrors happening in the middle east?  It's not a question of the right to privacy for me, it's a question of, have a fucking word with yourself you shallow fucking slags. Maybe if you spent less time reading this guff and more time being aware of the world around you, your equally vacuous daughter won't end up as the meat in a well publicised roast?  I'm yet to hear a compelling argument for the existence of these gossip rags and it fucks me off that this is "news"  /rant     *I include the people who buy the Sun for this crap To be honest, Heat, OK etc are there for celebs and their self promotion, any lass who buys them, well it's their money they're wasting........However........When stuff like this gets on the news then there really is a case to answer for 'dumbing down'. Ever drove home from work and on the hour heard the 'news' on the radio? It's like an advert on behalf of Simon fucking Cowell or get me out of the jungle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5940 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 She ain't all that. Wonk boobed, and after watching her sex tape I was unimpressed with the look of her fanny as well as her overall effort Proof of said wonk boobs can be found here - http://www.z-celebs.com/i/imogen_thomas_05...n_thomas_02.jpg  Forbidden  You don't have permission to access /i/imogen_thomas_05/pics/imogen_thomas_02.jpg on this server.  Actual photo required please. I cannot tolerate wonky boobs so I'm going to have to nip this one in the bud sharpish.  works for me. Try this. 2nd pic across  http://www.z-celebs.com/i/imogen_thomas_05/star.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 They don't look that wonky to me. Get a spirit level on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 maybe not wonky but not the best. she should be having a word with her surgeon tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 not that i wouldn't still hit it like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 maybe not wonky but not the best. she should be having a word with her surgeon tbh  This. I'd be asking her to keep the bra on tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 spaz eyes and spaz tits, destiny tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 maybe not wonky but not the best. she should be having a word with her surgeon tbh bit of a chop shop job though. not that i'm complaining.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4892 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Looks like Danny Simpson has thrown one up her as well Danny & Imogen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Would our current team beat the best 11 out of the players she's been through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Here's some players she's fucked (beyond reasonable doubt), according to google.  ------------D Yorke--Defoe-----  CRonaldo------L Trundle-----N Castillo  ----------------M Collins  Giggs------------------Sonko---Simpson  Just need another centre half and a goalkeeper for a serviceable side. She can service them obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neville Neville Neville 0 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 dunno, that side looks a bit top-heavy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Here's some players she's fucked (beyond reasonable doubt), according to google. ------------D Yorke--Defoe-----  CRonaldo------L Trundle-----N Castillo  ----------------M Collins  Giggs------------------Sonko---Simpson  Just need another centre half and a goalkeeper for a serviceable side. She can service them obviously.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 That many players? Christ on a bike, that slag would fuck anyone in her one-eyed pursuit of fame. If that list is true, then she is an insatiable celebrity cock gobbler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Here's some players she's fucked (beyond reasonable doubt), according to google. ------------D Yorke--Defoe-----  CRonaldo------L Trundle-----N Castillo  ----------------M Collins  Giggs------------------Sonko---Simpson  Just need another centre half and a goalkeeper for a serviceable side. She can service them obviously. A tell you what Danielle Lloyd and Jordan going back through the years could put a canny side out. Jordan's would include Lampard and Beckham (allegedly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Jordan would have Gareth Gates for the national anthem before kick off too. Good to feminism and suchlike being put to good use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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