catmag 336 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 I personally am as cool and collected as a feline could ever be, but I imagine there are a few Betty's in the NE tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Slackbitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Slackbitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20149 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 29 degrees, blue skies, happy days. Long lunch break on the cards. Back down to below 20 at the weekend though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4006 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Judging by the speed restrictions put in place at Stratford this morning, I presume the Olympic cunts are doing a rain dance as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Was belting at 7am in Leeds but its clouded over as the morning has progressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27536 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 To be fair, he could have bolded the whole sentence. Definitely. I dived in like a kid at a wedding 'scramble'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17053 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Was belting at 7am in Leeds but its clouded over as the morning has progressed. Aye, still fecking hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Definitely. I dived in like a kid at a wedding 'scramble'. Does anyone still do this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27536 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Only seen it once when I was a kid. All black scrums were fucking kittens compared to skint bairns trying to get some money for a two bob lucky dip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Think we used to call it a Hoy Oot, I remember three lasses on our street all got married in the same summer. I was rich I tells thee, rich, RICH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14906 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Apparently it was so the rest of the Town/village/street who werent invitedto the nuptuals could toast the new union....they used to put a rope up across the church gate in our village so the fuckers couldnt get through to the awaiting car without making a donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 So the adults took part too? Just remembered, you grew up in the back of beyond didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14906 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 One wife always joined in....my old dear used to say she was "common" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 There is no worse insult from a mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4006 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 The only one I remember as a kid was my sister's wedding and I'd already left in another car for the church (as obviously my dad and the bride were last to leave). My mates enjoyed it though - the bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Frothy beach at Marsden Grotto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) The Don in Boldon. Usually a 2 metre hop at best Edited September 25, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 The Tyne at about 12'ish looked a bit high, wonder if it's burst yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 It's torrential here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 It's torrential here. Do you believe in weather Wolfy, or is the rain just where gravity has fluctuated locally causing water to fly up in the air from the sea and fall to the Earth. Of course, a flat Earth would have non-uniform gravity, so it would do that (or some pish, blah blah blah etc). Safety wink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 What a stunning morning it is already. Suns warm as toast already and its going to be the hottest day of the year so far. Meant to be doing a double shift in a taxi but being tempted towards the rockpools at Whitburn instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 How are you going to escape poverty, picking cockles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Nip round to Gus' house in your shorts, CT, welcome him to Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Buzzin' about having my washing on the line two days in a row. I should really go for a run or do some gardening, but......... the effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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