Kitman 2188 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 "I know I've been sayin' for a while now we needed bodies in. but I'm delighted with what we've got, I really am. We was in for some quality players, we was hopin' to get them over the line, in fact I know we was close to gettin' a number of them. But them clubs was askin' for silly money, we was offerin' them top fees and top wages but we have to be smart, we're not backed by a sovereign nation like Man City, it's not like we can do a deal at any price. When I look at the signings we've made I'm delighted, I really am. Your Cabayes, your Santons, your Obertans, your Elliots - these are top class players. And don't forget we've got Hatem to come back, he'll be like a new signing. Plus them players we got already - your Bests, your Sholas, your Perches - these are top top players and they're getting the chance to show me what they can do. I'm really excited by them kids coming through from our Academy too, they're knocing on the door every day. So, look, would I have liked some more bodies in? Yes, what manager wouldn't? Am I disappointed? Nah, I'm happy with what I've got, make no mistake we're looking to take this club forward and challenge for some silverware in the next ten years and that's what we're going to do. Er, will that do, Mike?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Bulls Knackers. 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 "James [beattie] offers us some valuable Premier League experience and a proven track record of goals. He can't wait to debut and I think he'll be excellent value" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Was going to come up with some typically witty post, but I just can't be bothered. I don't care what Pardew has to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerbarton 24 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Think you've got it nailed on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 (edited) P for Pardoo - P for Puppet. Someone ought to cut the string that controls his mouth so he won't voice any more shit. Better yet, put the Puppet in with Punch who'll no doubt beat the shit out of him. Edited August 31, 2011 by Noelie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 sorry but elliot from charlton is shit i checked him on fifa hes only worth around 500k and his overall is only 65 66 so pathetic signing not worth it really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 sorry but elliot from charlton is shit i checked him on fifa hes only worth around 500k and his overall is only 65 66 so pathetic signing not worth it really I'd fucking shit through my nose if he came out with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Does anyone actually find Deadman amusing when he rambles on about FIFA? I'm trying to work out why he continues to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I think he's a comic genius fwiw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 (edited) the reason for me rambling on about fifa is so we can get an idea of how good the players we sign are its no good us signing any fucker and not know how good he is eh eh eh eh eh eh Edited September 1, 2011 by DEADMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I think he's a comic genius fwiw Deaders or Rapey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 shouldnt have to pick between me and rapey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 there's enough players' wives to go around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 "The lying bitch was asking for it, officer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 shouldnt have to pick between me and rapey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I never knew she was izzzz wiffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coggeh 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 "I know I've been sayin' for a while now we needed bodies in. but I'm delighted with what we've got, I really am. We was in for some quality players, we was hopin' to get them over the line, in fact I know we was close to gettin' a number of them. But them clubs was askin' for silly money, we was offerin' them top fees and top wages but we have to be smart, we're not backed by a sovereign nation like Man City, it's not like we can do a deal at any price. When I look at the signings we've made I'm delighted, I really am. Your Cabayes, your Santons, your Obertans, your Elliots - these are top class players. And don't forget we've got Hatem to come back, he'll be like a new signing. Plus them players we got already - your Bests, your Sholas, your Perches - these are top top players and they're getting the chance to show me what they can do. I'm really excited by them kids coming through from our Academy too, they're knocing on the door every day. So, look, would I have liked some more bodies in? Yes, what manager wouldn't? Am I disappointed? Nah, I'm happy with what I've got, make no mistake we're looking to take this club forward and challenge for some silverware in the next ten years and that's what we're going to do. Er, will that do, Mike?" That would be seriously funny if everything you said wasn't bang on ... Top marks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I imagine he'll attempt to hoodwink us with something about 'look at the Ruiz bid, that was a fantastic show of intent from Mike.' No it fucking wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 There'll be a mention of injured players coming back being "like new signings" somewhere in his drivel statements, i bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I'd love if he came out and said he was disappointed that the club couldn't push through the deals given that he had given the club his list well in advance of 9pm yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 In work they make me do a prediction list and sign it, and then give me points for what i get right i'll just paste it in as i had a "pardews next statement" bit, i covered a fair few players for leaving but that's because the consultant in here is a bit of a gimp when it comes to the prediction sheet so i'm hedging my bets a bit. Predictions for the Future of Newcastle Utd (Ending 00:00 01/09/2012 but some before) 1. By the midway point of the 11/12 season newcastle will have scored less than 25 league goals (10/11 Total:57) 2. Newcastle will not score at St James Park against Sunderland in the 2nd Tyne-Wear derby 3. A cheap "emergency striker" will be brought in due to panic in Janaury (possibly Carlton Cole) 4. Newcastle Will not spend a double figure transfer fee while Ashley is owner. 5. Newcastle will finish lower than 12th in the league. 6. Pardew's next statement after sept 1st 2011 will contain clichés like - "100%" - "just need to get behind the team" - "Tried to sign a striker but hard to get "value for money" - "Actively pursuing other options" - "Great start, strong side" - "Youngsters are like a new signing" 7. The Following list of players will have left the club by 00:00 01/09/2012 -F. Coloccini -C. Tiote -J. Gutierrez -H. Ben Arfa (if he's still not constantly injured) -Y. Cabaye -D. Simpson -N. Ranger -D. Gosling - X.I.S.C.O Picture holding up said bit of paper.... Thats the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 With Im Not Paul Wynn added to the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Looks like his next pronouncement will be to answer this... SkySportsNews Sky Sports NewsFA charge Newcastle manager Alan Pardew with improper conduct - more details on #SSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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