henda11 0 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Yup, i'll be in good old Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27320 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I like to cover all bases when it comes to Valentines day. I've already bought my other half some lovely chocolates and a vibrator. (If the chocolates aren't enough she can go fuck herself). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 My wife of many years looks at any showy romantic gesture with great suspicion. So no. I've had this a lot over the years as well. Whenever I do anything nice for a girl they think I've done something bad, so I've stopped doing anything nice now and instead just scream at them to get out my fucking way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35151 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I'm doing fuck all. I think I've even managed to convince her that getting each other cards is a waste of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13893 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 That's some top class man skillez right there Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Gemmill no longer has a heart so it's not surprising he's impervious to Valentine's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14118 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I'm doing fuck all. I think I've even managed to convince her that getting each other cards is a waste of money. There's always this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38983 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 My wife of many years looks at any showy romantic gesture with great suspicion. So no. I've had this a lot over the years as well. Whenever I do anything nice for a girl they think I've done something bad, so I've stopped doing anything nice now and instead just scream at them to get out my fucking way. They are unfathomable creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 I'm doing fuck all. I think I've even managed to convince her that getting each other cards is a waste of money. Bad move Gemmill chops. What happens when she gets one at work etc? You need to be in there competing, taking care of business. An untended garden soon develops weeds!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 My wife of many years looks at any showy romantic gesture with great suspicion. So no. I've had this a lot over the years as well. Whenever I do anything nice for a girl they think I've done something bad, so I've stopped doing anything nice now and instead just scream at them to get out my fucking way. They are unfathomable creatures. And you can fuck right off We all know you'll be there with your pinny on and three course specially prepared feast at the ready for Mrs Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38983 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Its Apron, bitch-tits, not pinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I'm doing fuck all. I think I've even managed to convince her that getting each other cards is a waste of money. Bad move Gemmill chops. What happens when she gets one at work etc? You need to be in there competing, taking care of business. An untended garden soon develops weeds!! a post by CT that is the correct answer. Gem, take note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14118 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 If she gets overgrown that easily, you'll want to be weeding her every day, not just once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38983 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Wax the patio tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Give her minge a trim while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38983 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMag 0 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I imagine Daybreak will be doing what they did last year. Live proposals on the 14th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Give her minge a trim while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4252 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 It's the King's birthday. You really don't need to call me that mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Oh you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 Dont Forget! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12827 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Having a pint with me fatha for his birthday. I'm single and him and me mother have just split up so we're both going to ignore that and talk about football probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 NUFC set to release a range of vibrators modelled on Peter 'the length' Lovenkrands and James 'the tool' Tavernier with a free tube of Guitterez grease with each purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Tuesday is the night I go round me brothers for tea with him and me da. No different this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 So after agreeing to only get each other a card, I did and she blatantly forgot. However she offered to let me have a lie in while she got up with the bairn. A quick Asda trip later she came back into the bedroom with a love heart balloon, a chocolate Rose and a full English with a heart shaped slice of bread. She's a good'un And where am I taking her tonight? Enrolment at Slimming world! (sorry Dr G) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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