RobinRobin 13086 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 On 24/10/2020 at 16:20, t00nraider2 said: Canny score today 😊 Expand 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38150 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Gandaft has reputedly (ie according to him, therefore not all) launched a beef jerky using very similar branding to his fake ‘data systems’ company. Beef jerky ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38150 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14417 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 My mate makes his own jerky in his shed. Made one from venison (not Barry lol) & Carolina reaper peppers. I think they have equal chance of buying Sunderland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38150 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 27/10/2020 at 11:36, Tom said: My mate makes his own jerky in his shed. Made one from venison (not Barry lol) & Carolina reaper peppers. I think they have equal chance of buying Sunderland. Expand MF has a jerky shed 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7618 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I bet Roy Keane loves that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12412 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 What a fucking chancer this clown is Still, he keeps me entertained, so long may it continue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12412 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 And another thing, has the phrase "luxury beef jerky" even been used before? "Barkeep, a package of your finest luxury beef jerky which I shall wash down with this delectable beverage of Rich Energy!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16895 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Meat pie, luxury jerky Come on William, buy these turkeys 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14417 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Isn’t jerky kind of like a USA version of Phaal, where in essence they’re just getting rid of all the shite. So to call it luxury is quite a flex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46776 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I love how Gandaft’s grand announcements are all so non-specific. “Two Cotswold Farmers”- no names, no specifics. Look at the pic he’s posted- he’s just shat in a bag and printed some labels off- even the barcode is covered , no specifics Also, it’s in a gold bag, therefore “luxury”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46776 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 27/10/2020 at 11:40, Alex said: MF has a jerky shed Expand There’s definitely dried protein in there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15319 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Looks like the sort of shit you pass over in B&M on the way to the crisps, nuts and things normal people actually eat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38150 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 27/10/2020 at 12:50, Monkeys Fist said: I love how Gandaft’s grand announcements are all so non-specific. “Two Cotswold Farmers”- no names, no specifics. Look at the pic he’s posted- he’s just shat in a bag and printed some labels off- even the barcode is covered , no specifics Also, it’s in a gold bag, therefore “luxury”. Expand The farmers have signed a non-disclosure agreement 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46776 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 27/10/2020 at 14:10, Alex said: The farmers have signed a restraining order Expand FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14417 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 “Ethically sourced” as if they’ve waited for the animal to drop dead & consulted its family. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46776 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 27/10/2020 at 14:36, Tom said: “Ethically sourced” as if they’ve waited for the animal to drop dead & consulted its family. Expand It wouldn’t surprise me if it was roadkill. “ New Flavours- Compacted Luxury Badger and Premium Thinned Hedgehog” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6606 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Has this bellend not taken over their club yet? How fucking long has this shit been going on now seriously. It's like an unbelievably shit version of our own takeover drama except with no money, no apparent reason for any delay and no chance of any progression of their club's stature no matter what happens. That beard is a crime against humanity though so they've fucking nailed the human rights abuses tangent. How are they doing this year anyway, I had the impression that they were looking better for going up than the last two tries. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12412 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24468 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 now the takeover makes sense - he's actually the twitter CEO 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12412 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111180sak 9 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 The guy looks like he is from Duck Dynasty, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 The takeover saga everyone believes just keeps rumbling on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38150 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 30/10/2020 at 20:14, Sonatine said: Expand Even says ‘net weight 30g’ just in case anyone wasn’t sure if he that had one lot of stickers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15319 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 10 (ten) years since the 5-1. Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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