Isegrim 10780 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 15:53, Monkeys Fist said: Tell you what, Newcastle council need to put an emergency lockdown on Central station tonight. These fucking biohazards will be even more rancid than usual after their Trafalgar baths and the Bukkake parties on the way back. Expand Shouldn’t someone put bathing foam into the fountain next time? There are probably valid hygienic reasons to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52751 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 15:37, Isegrim said: It’s all the ginger Nostradamus fault anyway. Expand If you think I'm gonna turn up on League One Playoff Final day fretting about a Sunderland win, then you simply have not been paying attention to the last 20 glorious years of forum domination. I'm Toontastic's Mr Bombastic. Get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24533 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 15:49, PaddockLad said: Alex Neil is arguably the best coach they’ve had in two decades. He’ll be stifled by lack of funds though. So fuck them marra FTM Expand He's a Burnley target I think. So if Burnley stay up, he may be gone anyway. The clowns on radio Newcastle are waxing lyrical about him delivering Sunderland to the promised land. The championship is the promised land now? But as has been said, they lost their position in the league with him and the automatic promotion teams ran away with it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 They're still a million miles away from the Premiership 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 I wonder how many losses it’ll be until they complain they’re everyone in the championships cup final. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38055 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 15:59, Renton said: He's a Burnley target I think. So if Burnley stay up, he may be gone anyway. The clowns on radio Newcastle are waxing lyrical about him delivering Sunderland to the promised land. The championship is the promised land now? But as has been said, they lost their position in the league with him and the automatic promotion teams ran away with it. Expand 'promised land'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38055 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 16:04, Howay said: I wonder how many losses it’ll be until they complain they’re everyone in the championships cup final. Expand I wonder how long it'll take them to complain about parashewt payaments giving other teyums an unfair advantage when they're getting humped every other week? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24533 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 16:10, Howmanheyman said: I wonder how long it'll take them to complain about parashewt payaments giving other teyums an unfair advantage when they're getting humped every other week? Expand I reckon they will be in the championship for at least 5 years before possibly becoming a champ/prem yo yo club. That's a pretty much best case scenario though. Also it's pretty much much their station since WW2. If we're honest, the third tier isn't their natural position. Provided us four glorious years of hilarity though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52751 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 They're gonna get tortured and it's gonna be lush. And if the impossible happens and they get promoted then Eddie's New and Improved Mags will be waiting to put 6 or 7 past them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Wycombe’s manager is taking the loss well thankfully. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3840 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) On 21/05/2022 at 14:14, Monkeys Fist said: I’m extracting ingrown hairs from my dogs anal glands. Smells better. Expand FFS man, I woke up 15 mins ago looking forward to some late afternoon breakfast. 🤮 Edited May 21, 2022 by Dougle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Trafalgar Square will be awash with "blue pop & cheesy chip" vomit tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3840 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) The London streets awash with mackem jizzum and regurgitated pot noodles Edited May 21, 2022 by Dougle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46518 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 I’m going to be generous and give them a day to wank themselves dry before the transfer threads start on Ready To Groom- “ Should we go for Richarlison?” ” Bring Pickford Home” etc etc. Then another week before the rage begins, partly because the above doesn’t actually become a reality, and partly because the reality ( that they’ll have a “war chest” of 25p and a bag of crisps) will become evident. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 959 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 17:05, Monkeys Fist said: I’m going to be generous and give them a day to wank themselves dry before the transfer threads start on Ready To Groom- “ Should we go for Richarlison?” ” Bring Pickford Home” etc etc. Then another week before the rage begins, partly because the above doesn’t actually become a reality, and partly because the reality ( that they’ll have a “war chest” of 25p and a bag of crisps) will become evident. Expand Because there is no chance the boy wonder will be allowed to spend his pocket money his mummy wont allow it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3840 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Great Annual Savings And I thought Fun 88 or something was shite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37886 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 I’ve been t’ Leeds and I’m due into the central at 9.30. Thank fuck I’m not an hour or so later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46518 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 19:26, Alex said: I’ve been t’ Leeds and I’m due into the central at 9.30. Thank fuck I’m not an hour or so later. Expand It’ll smell like an orgy in a sewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safcforever 75 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 01:10, Howay said: I love the bit where it dawns on them our displays are actually thought out. Maybe it’s because it wasn’t hastily ripped off our rivals a few week before, fucking trampy cunts. I’ve not checked but have any of the following threads been created yet? ”eeeeeyah marras do I microwave my Herons brand lasagne at home, or just sit and fart on it the whole bus ride down, want to make sure the cheese is extra melty, yi knaar a classy touch” ”just a tip from club legend Will Storey, if you pour your pot noodles directly into your coat pocket the speccys on the gates at Wembley won’t confiscate it. Added bonus that it gets you warm and gets rid of the smell from a night kipping under the bus we drove down in. FTM.” Expand Like the airplane “display” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safcforever 75 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 16:16, Renton said: I reckon they will be in the championship for at least 5 years before possibly becoming a champ/prem yo yo club. That's a pretty much best case scenario though. Also it's pretty much much their station since WW2. If we're honest, the third tier isn't their natural position. Provided us four glorious years of hilarity though. Expand That’s all we can do. The opportunities are getting smaller for a team to compete regularly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52751 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 You need to get bought by someone that isn't a grifting bellend. This was a canny touch tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24533 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 21:10, Gemmill said: You need to get bought by someone that isn't a grifting bellend. This was a canny touch tbf. Expand What am I looking at here? What's wrong with the face of the guy on the left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52751 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 The shirt that's hung up in their changing room. Louise Wanless was their player liaison officer who died last year at 52. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Good one Barry really got us there, anyway have you stopped putting pictures of your micro penis on the internet? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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