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14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye, big lad charging in on a 17 year old. Wouldn't have dared pulled the same shit on Joelinton. 

As was proven in the first half. As soon as Joelinton went near him they essentially passed him the ball because they were terrified of him :lol:

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Mackems back to wanking themselves daft over the possibility of Will Still coming in as manager based on nothing more than a news article claiming Reims expect him to step down in the summer. 

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17 hours ago, The Fish said:

What he should do, is not present as a cunt and maybe the manager will put their match on one of the TVs? 

 

Works for me when I want the Newcastle game on instead of one of the Manchester clubs.

 

Aye but the manager thought you were from the Newton and Ridley brewery secretly assessing his bar so was on his best behaviour.

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15 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

Aye he put a strong tackle in on Miley and they've been wanking over it ever since. They really do revel in the abuse of youngins down there.


To be fair, he also tried it on Isak who simply sidestepped him and it led to the penalty, making him look like a total dickhead in the process 

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That was a brilliant challenge in the same way his mate Ballard had a blinder when they played against us 

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3 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Ahaha, even Ekwah appealed offside the dippy bastard.

 

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He was just waving back at Ballard 

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1 hour ago, Dougle said:

How does anyone know their fucking names?

 

 

You usually get called by them from birth or thereabouts 👍🏻

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:lol:

 

Absolutely crackers. It's as ridiculous as me insisting that Wideopen is twinned with Sydney. Complete bollocks, nobody cares, and I'd get nothing but ridicule for doing it. But on this dozy cunt ploughs. 

 

What is he getting out of it? They don't care, in fact they've gone out of their way to debunk his claims, but he still insists they're going steady. Fucking weirdo. 

 

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Do you think that we set up Juventus which us why it is not called Turin?

 

Most people would claim that it is called Juventus because Juventus means youth and it was set up by kids from a hight school. I don't think this is the case, no logical explanation for why I disagree with it, it just will not fit with my narrative. 

 

Newcastle have black and white stripes and Juventus have black white stripes. I have now concluded and can confidentiality, albeit incorrectly, confirm that Newcastle played a pivotal role in their foundations. 

 

Who wants to join the Juventus Magpies? Nah, me neither. 

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49 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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:lol:

 

Absolutely crackers. It's as ridiculous as me insisting that Wideopen is twinned with Sydney. Complete bollocks, nobody cares, and I'd get nothing but ridicule for doing it. But on this dozy cunt ploughs. 

 

What is he getting out of it? They don't care, in fact they've gone out of their way to debunk his claims, but he still insists they're going steady. Fucking weirdo. 

 

 

 

Why does Bilbao black cat think Graham Milton is annoyed with him? He's clearly laughing at him like everyone else is? 

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That Basque local historian they constantly make reference to as well. Their name only comes up in relation to this and their collective ‘research’. I mean I could say I’m a local historian but it’s not really got much credibility without the academic background, published works etc to back it up. That article about it too, ie the ‘big reveal’. Where it kept saying stuff like ‘ it is said…’, ‘it is believed…’, ‘it could be…’ and so on. By who? Apart from them. Absolutely fucking weird. Not as weird as claiming Bilbao is like Sunderland however 

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A Study in Bemusement …

 

 

” Mama, why do these fat people keep taking photos of us?”

” I don’t know, mija “

” Did Papi do something wrong?”

” No, angel, just smile, they’ll go away soon”

” But they don’t, Mama, they keep making us hold flags, and they smell like old churros”

” What is a sunderland, Mama?”

” I don’t know niña, I’ve never heard of it”

 

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52 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:


“One in the eye for Derrum Mags, marra! “
 

 

I’m not sure what he’s getting at here, but I can smell the desperation 

 

They actually printed this horse shit in the match day programme? :lol:

 

Who won the Wear Basque football tournament BTW?

 

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7 hours ago, Renton said:

 

They actually printed this horse shit in the match day programme? :lol:

 

Who won the Wear Basque football tournament BTW?

 

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16 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Sunderland's 2 star players are worse at finishing (and this is no exaggeration) than the Sunday league club I used to play for 

 

 

 

:lol: Apart from the pens a decent keeper saves almost all of those too

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

Like clockwork 

 

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Spurs, in the CL places and playing well told to throw a pivotal game in their season. He has to be on a wind up :lol:

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