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[Holden McGroin 8091]

Sundnilland rock bottom of the form guide. Coventry 6th.

 

[Rayvin 6514]

Their support is absolutely shite man. It has been for years, there is absolutely no defending it

[Alex 37925]

14 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Their support is absolutely shite man. It has been for years, there is absolutely no defending it

Bad run of form to end what has still been their best season since they won a trophy* and they all fuck off for the lap of appreciation or whatever it’s called. 
*our last relegation which is essentially the same thing 

[Alex 37925]

Match thread already parsnipped and we didn’t even win. The penalty and subsequent equaliser must’ve gone down well 

[Rosco 961]

18 hours ago, Alex said:

Match thread already parsnipped and we didn’t even win. The penalty and subsequent equaliser must’ve gone down well 

No doubt brown envelopes to refs and VAR people along with other conspiracy theories as to why it was given ignoring the blatant hand ball

[Craig 7521]

https://twitter.com/deludedof/status/1920377251616407758?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

[Monkeys Fist 46579]

8 minutes ago, Craig said:

https://twitter.com/deludedof/status/1920377251616407758?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

 

Fewming because they’ve decided that PIF is giving free meals to kids in Newcastle 

 

Also, that last line…

Kids- kids are definitely more vile than murderers 

[Dazzler 12716]

This is fucking insane. Fucking bastards coming over here, feeding our kids. Once upon a time you could rely on the Saudis to throw stones at our gays and wimmin and you could respect it. But this!? Makes me sick. Already sent a Wearside Jack style tape to my local MP.

[Dazzler 12716]

50 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

This is fucking insane. Fucking bastards coming over here, feeding our kids. Once upon a time you could rely on the Saudis to throw stones at our gays and wimmin and you could respect it. But this!? Makes me sick. Already sent a Wearside Jack style tape to my local MP.

 

 

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Ah'm Jack. I see yew are still having no luck catching ez. I have the greatest respect for you, Chey, but Lord, you are no neyreh to calling out the sawdeys now than when the tak-oveh happened. I reckon your boys are letting yeh down, Chey. Yinna yed be stoned owa there don’t yeh?

 

The only time they came near pleysing me was a few months back in Sid James Park when tha were battered by beheddie’s ex.

 

I warned yeh in March that I'd contact yeh again, sorry it wasn't Bradford, where mowast Sawdis end up, coz I heard it’s shareyeh law dewn there an they love owt like that. Ah'm not sure when I will contact yeh again but it will definitely be some time this year, maybe September or October, even sooneh if I get the chance. I'm not sure where. Prob’ley Newcastle; once ah heyeh abewt the Leyzes Park plans.

 

They never learn, do they, Chey? I bet you've warned them not to build on a national landmark, but they never listen. At the rate I'm going I should be in the bewk of records, I think it's 11 tapes up to now, isn't it? Well, I'll keep on going for quite a while yet. I can't see myself being nicked for harassment just yet. Even if you do get neyeh, Ah’ll probably end up in peyces in the Sawdi embassey.

 

Well, it's beyn nice chatting to you, Chey. Yours, Zweiguys.

 

No good looking for fingerprints, you should know by now mackems aren’t born with fingehs. See you sewn. 'Bye. Hope you like the catchy chewn at the end. Ha-ha! FTM.

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Dazzler