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[Alex 26759]

Not that any of this ludicrous shit is going to happen but what the fuck do think it would achieve anyway?  

[Monkeys Fist 34178]

45 minutes ago, Alex said:

Not that any of this ludicrous shit is going to happen but what the fuck do think it would achieve anyway?  

Same  as their club- fuck all. 

[SpartaFC 294]

3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

very worrying isn't it?

only a matter of time I think till they claim the percy arms. 

Thank god the Doll got destroyed before they got their hands on that.

Scorched earth policy!

[thebrokendoll 6559]

1 hour ago, SpartaFC said:

Thank god the Doll got destroyed before they got their hands on that.

Scorched earth policy!

 

 

they would never have took the doll mate.

even the sunday afternoon crowd tanked up on slalom d would've resisted the mackems with ease.

[EddyRuxspin 31]

They cannot come to terms with being totally irrelevant so they invent mad shyte like they’re the regions team.

their hatred of Durham mags is mint claiming they walk around Co Durham in mag tops but never go to matches,

blindly ignoring the fact they’re are tens of thousands of toon fans who can’t get a sniff of a ticket…imagine claiming to be the the team of Co Durham and the regions team when you average north of 20k empty seats at most home games .

they’ll be claiming they’ve taken the Scrogg next 🤣

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 34178]

 

“ Have you ever seen a mackem in The Turbinia?

Have I fuck” 

[Howmanheyman 23017]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

“ Have you ever seen a mackem in The Tub?

Have I fuck” 

 

 

Walker'dYP

[Alex 26759]

Drove near the Scrogg recently as one of my laddies was playing against Walker Central. I don’t remember it being so heavily fortified in my youth  Maybe they’ve gotten word of impending attack of the Durham Light Infantry 

[Renton 14961]

Shearer sent a tweet about never seeing a mackem in Milan which is causing epic levels of fewm. They're wanting him banned from the BBC again. 

 

I'm in a bit of a hurry at the moment because I'm off to the mosque for Friday prayers, maybe meet some of you there.

 

 

 

Also I'm obviously going to Saudi on holiday this year, anybody got any tips for the best places to stay?

 

 

 

On a more serious note, I go to most home matches, never seen or heard any of the daft stuff they go on about. What has happened though, perhaps to an unepxected extent, is the football club has promoted great cultural pride in the region, the North East of England. You look at wor flags, it is all about regional identity. Nobody dressses like an arab, no references are made to Saudi other "Saudi Boys" which is ironically sung in response to away fans (still don't like it like). For me personally I feel no softening of my views on wahhabism. although I have a more nuanced view on the geopolitics, which again pre-exists the take over. 

 

Anyway, I've lost count on how "we are not their rivals now" and they don't care  as their spring thread on us now approaches 9,000 posts with countless offshoot threads like the one on Shearer (itself several hundred pages). 

 

[Monkeys Fist 34178]

36 minutes ago, Alex said:

Drove near the Scrogg recently as one of my laddies was playing against Walker Central. I don’t remember it being so heavily fortified in my youth  Maybe they’ve gotten word of impending attack of the Durham Light Infantry 

I saw them cleaning the machine-gun nest on the roof the other day 

[Meenzer 12780]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

Shearer sent a tweet about never seeing a mackem in Milan which is causing epic levels of fewm. They're wanting him banned from the BBC again. 

 

I'm in a bit of a hurry at the moment because I'm off to the mosque for Friday prayers, maybe meet some of you there.

 

 

 

Also I'm obviously going to Saudi on holiday this year, anybody got any tips for the best places to stay?

 

 

 

On a more serious note, I go to most home matches, never seen or heard any of the daft stuff they go on about. What has happened though, perhaps to an unepxected extent, is the football club has promoted great cultural pride in the region, the North East of England. You look at wor flags, it is all about regional identity. Nobody dressses like an arab, no references are made to Saudi other "Saudi Boys" which is ironically sung in response to away fans (still don't like it like). For me personally I feel no softening of my views on wahhabism. although I have a more nuanced view on the geopolitics, which again pre-exists the take over. 

 

Anyway, I've lost count on how "we are not their rivals now" and they don't care  as their spring thread on us now approaches 9,000 posts with countless offshoot threads like the one on Shearer (itself several hundred pages). 

 

 

"As someone who thinks highly of the whole of the North East [...] (even though I've always hated them)"

[EddyRuxspin 31]

 

31 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I saw them cleaning the machine-gun nest on the roof the other day 

That’s to keep joe Hellens out.

[Renton 14961]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 26 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 34178]

7 minutes ago, EddyRuxspin said:

 

That’s to keep joe Hellens out.

I think you’d have to nuke Hexham Avenue to do that 

[EddyRuxspin 31]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I think you’d have to nuke Hexham Avenue to do that 

🤣

[Howmanheyman 23017]

45 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I saw them cleaning the machine-gun nest on the roof the other day 

 

Fort Apache, The Scrogg.

[Alex 26759]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well that’s completely ruined the euphoria of the champions league qualification after reading that 

[Renton 14961]

 

That word again, imagine.

 

In that scenario, I imagine this would be be me travelling through the Tyne tunnel.

 

Edited May 26 by Renton

[Alex 26759]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

That word again, imagine.

 

In that scenario, I imagine this would be be travelling through the Tyne tunnel.

 

 Ignoring the logistics of this ‘quick win’ and how it’s not going to happen, who would give a shite anyway? Absolutely fucking tapped doesn’t even begin to cover it 

[Renton 14961]

They're taking it to a new level of madness, they really are. And it's wonderful to behold. 🍿 

[Howmanheyman 23017]

"I yewsed to be mad, but I'M ALRIGHT NOW, MARRA!!!!! .............FTM."

[Ayatollah Hermione 11761]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right, Rothbury is confirmed Mag territory. Mark it down. That makes NE1, NE65 but strangely, nothing in between, ours

[EddyRuxspin 31]

Divvint let the mad marra’s knaa about wor secret tunnel between howdon and jarra,where you can cycle or walk reet under the Tyne monda to sunda and put one foot in Northumberland and tuther foot in Durham it’s even tiled in the wall so ya divvint get al confused …mind no-fucker takes a blind bit of notice, typical mag behaviour 

[NJS 3468]

Thread 'How on Gods green earth do Everton survive every year?' https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-on-gods-green-earth-do-everton-survive-every-year.1608429/

Edited May 28 by NJS

[Gemmill 29902]

1 minute ago, NJS said:

Thread 'How on Gods green earth do Everton survive every year?' https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-on-gods-green-earth-do-everton-survive-every-year.1608429/

 

I stand with the mackems on this one. I'm gonna watch John Wick to try and take my mind off it.