Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 What makes them think we’ve all got a stonk on for stadium bands ffs? Honestly wouldn’t watch either of them for free. Piss poor organisation & about £6 a pint in a 90 minute long bar queue. No thanks. That’s before you get onto the music….. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: What happened to the big takeover that was definitely happening last week? Did they do due diligence on Gandaft? Im starting to think these “takeover rumours” may just be The Don & Charlie Salmon Pants making things up. Either that or our favourite cabal of shady businessmen…. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Tom said: Im starting to think these “takeover rumours” may just be The Don & Charlie Salmon Pants making things up. Either that or our favourite cabal of shady businessmen…. They’ve done it about 4 times at this point, works everytime too. They had the Dell takeover (well a fund that Dell has a minority passive investment in), then the two trust fund boys buying minority stakes in the club, while making a big deal that they look to increase their stakes (why not just buy it outright?). There’s also Storey’s madness which their fans seem to love, and probably others over the last half a decade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 That Satori fella makes me laugh The only difference between him and Gandaft is that Satori is probably quite good at conning people. “he’s richer than Ashley marra, aaahl of Uruguay are gonna invest in waaah marra” Fucking idiots. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38853 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Billy had other, more pressing matters to hand… “ I must say, that’s rather shit” For reference, here’s a 12yr old kid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 “I want ever single Londis on wearside fully stocked up with blue pop and white lightning…then make up some kind of takeover rumour & see what we can sell...blokes from then UAE or something…We’ve just invested in a pet crematorium so the more the staffies are given the better” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26990 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Tom said: Im starting to think these “takeover rumours” may just be The Don & Charlie Salmon Pants making things up. Either that or our favourite cabal of shady businessmen…. "Start some rumours of a Sunderland takeover to excite and agitate the locals on Wearside. The more frothing at the mouth, the better." "I can get one of our contacts to add a nominal sum on the companies house website so it looks legitimate?" "No need for that, it'll just confuse them. Just put an anonymous post on Facebook from a compromised account with 'FTM' at the end. That'll suffice." "I'll get on it." "Also, while you're doing that, put out a rumour that Take That have snubbed SJP in favour of the Flatpack of Shite." Edited June 7, 2022 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26990 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Billy had other, more pressing matters to hand… For reference, here’s a 12yr old kid 'Fukkin hell, ey sorted that rewe-biks Agbewla cuwe'b out fukkin grayat, like. Gerrin Billy!!! FTM.' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38853 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 'Fukkin hell, ey sorted that rewe-biks Agbewla cuwe'b out fukkin grayat, like. Gerrin Billy!!! FTM.' “ An’ e’s owenly got five fingers, so e’s one of them disableds. Must be an MLF, marra!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 This is funnier than I could have imagined Crypto ffs 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38853 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Oh, they are soooo fucked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 I like how JUST as we were taking the piss something funnier happens 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26990 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Tom said: '.....one iota.....' Is this a massive piss take? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38853 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 They should put on a show at the Edinburgh Fringe..… just a picture of the stadium. It’d wipe the floor for the Comedy Awards 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 So it’s basically Gandaft vs an NFT Ape in the battle for Sunderland. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38853 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Imagine the absolute carnage of them trying to buy a player - bid for Marlon Mcfucknugget from some league 1 club, £10million. Iota 1- “ He’s nay Messi like…” Iota2 - “ Catts for me like” Iota3 - “ He’s da’s a Mag!” etc etc etc x 10,000 It’ll be like watching that massive F1 pile up on repeat, in HD, 3D, smellivision. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 “Arr lads we cannit afford neeee more man, waaaah doge coins gone down the pan cause everyone’s had to sell it to get their staffies buried after drinking that blue pop like” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26499 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Aside from the absurdity of the whole crypto element this blows up any fantasy that the boy billionaire is going to bankroll them. There’s no chance he make any investment unless it’s matched by the other shareholders. Del Boy and Rodney couldn’t afford it and there’s absolutely no chance it happens when 39% of the club is fan owned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 GOLD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Peytar Reid’s gotta a monkey NFT, a monkey NFT…a monkey NFT 🎶🎶🎶 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34655 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Fucking hell I do feel sorry for them. Imagine if these absolute dickbreaths were about to buy us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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