Howay 12462 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 22 minutes ago, Tom said: I mean he’s from North Shields ffs, what else is he? I think their angle was he’s not actually from North Shields, I guess he’s lying about it and of course in true mackem style it’s an argument that while completely illogical is hard to verify since anything short of him supplying evidence he was born at Rake Lane would be disregarded as fake, even a birth certificate would be fake tbh as there’d be some MLF nurse who was there that day they’d know that didn’t know of any patient under the name. I genuinely don’t get this craic from them, why not just accept people actually are Newcastle fans? Have a go at him, call his music shit, whatever else but the lad’s blatantly a Newcastle fan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Didn’t they try to claim he was from South Shields despite every scrap of semblance about his upbringing clearly states it was North Shields. Remind me where the Low Lights Tavern, which has his Brit Award as a beer pump located. And that’s before we start on the fact South Shields is further north than Newcastle, which the try to dispute. Fuckwits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30485 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 If he was South Shields, which he isn’t, there’s still a greater chance he’d pick us over them anyway. But he’s not Elton John, or something 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 57 minutes ago, Alex said: But he’s not Elton John, or something Doppelganger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 That’ll show him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27010 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Just now, Howay said: That’ll show him. I'm sure he'll have a laugh with it and them as long as they're decent enough lads? (Starting to see the flaw in my argument). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 (edited) Oh aye, last time I was home (pre-COVID) I was down North Shields fish quay, in The Ship's Cat, when Fender walked in. The place was empty but got canny busy once he come (assuming it was after a gig) I had no idea who he was but one of my mates was banging on about him. Anyway, at one point I was getting a drink and he stood next to me at the bar. I told him it was good to hear of a local lad doing well and I'll look out for his stuff. He said thanks, but after getting his drink he gave a look over both shoulders and lent towards me before saying "actually I'm not from here, I'm actually from South Shields which meant I was a massive lads fan but I switched allegiances as a 1992 bandwagon jumper despite that being two years before I was born, FTM" I was a bit taken aback but after thinking about it it makes sense given it's literally impossible for anyone to be born local to Newcastle and support them, everyone is born far away and bandwagon jumps provided you have any type of success in life. Edited June 3, 2022 by Howay 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3215 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 20 minutes ago, Howay said: That’ll show him. Can Sam Fender not afford a tour bus like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Weird, The video I saw, the cabal left the pub in a vehicle with four wheels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 So taking an NUFC flag to a Sam Fender hometown gig is professional mag behaviour but taking an SAFC flag to a Liam Gallagher gig in the south is perfectly fine. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sonatine 10019 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12769 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 He’s got a track record of fancying donkeys tbf 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Vic & Bob taking the piss out of the mackems 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30485 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 I remember that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27010 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 7 minutes ago, Alex said: I remember that I must've missed the Hulk sketch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 The accent absolutely destroys me every time 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 “KLD” the “MLF” given an 8 week driving ban after being clocked going 110mph. He’d probably been to a local food bank & drove off with a boot full of scran before those in need could get it. Also I know a lad who got about 3 years for similar….8 weeks!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 If he was driving away from sunderland I’d say it’s extenuating circumstances tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Have you seen the roads around there? I don’t think they’ve been painted since the 1960s. Anything faster than 15mph feels like a risk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 If it gets you away, it’s a risk worth taking. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 “how Kay-ul fuckin love yee marra, will yar mind signing me staffies collar? Callum loves yeee an arl like” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 What happened to the big takeover that was definitely happening last week? Did they do due diligence on Gandaft? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 First Elton John, and now Ed Sheeran. How will we ever get over the superstars flocking to the Stadium of Litter? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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