Kid Dynamite 5907 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) I hear Tom went to get his hair cut in an Ashington Barbers. He asked for it curled so they opened the window for him He said 'Nah man, I want a perm', so the barber said 'Mary had a little lamb. . . . .' Edited May 22, 2012 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Made a big crèche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Bloke walked into a sports shop and asked Fish " Can I have some cycling shorts?" "Aye, leng sleeved or short?" said Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 THE FERNS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I hear Tom went to get his hair cut in an Ashington Barbers. He asked for it curled so they opened the window for him He said 'Nah man, I want a perm', so the barber said 'Mary had a little lamb. . . . .' works better with "I wandered lernly as a cloud" btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 works better with "I wandered lernly as a cloud" btw Mary had a little lamb, ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Come on CG don't let the side down like the rest of the 'cool gang'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Listening to music at the minute then off to bed. Pm me your number and i'll give you a call when i've got a minute. Been in Milan last 2 days, off to Chicago next week, Madrid the week after, not exactly been a priority this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) I guess some people are just 'too cool' for this thread, which should be the number 1 priority. I should have expected no better from the so-called accountants and the absolute shambles that populate the 'cool gang'. Edited May 22, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38757 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Mary had a little lamb, ffs. Shouldve been 'Lemb' too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Send me your number and i'll give you a dirty phone call about Milton Friedman, no holds barred titillating macro sex stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Alright I've sent you my number. If you pass it on to Gene Clark I'll notify the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Got it. Dont worry, Gene's knee-deep in charity work, dont think he has the 'space' for anyone new in his life at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Ah yeah, I heard he was doing some stuff for Hezbollah. Good guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14053 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ss94OCEFbf This is the sound of a gin-fuelled Eurovision gathering. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 that's one posh geordie http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v9GhVI9SLP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5907 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Mary had a little lamb, ffs. Like I give a fuck about my knowledge of poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Calling yourself cultured in another thread too. Mary had a little lamb is a children's nursery rhyme just to be pedantic but,the joke works better when the poetry plays on the accent and is a recognised piece of poetry. It was getting the joke wrong I was laughing at, don't let your inadequate feelings get in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 that's one posh geordie http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v9GhVI9SLP George Osbourne init Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 Surprised at some of the.... Come on lads, its only a bit of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Given how fucking excited you were by my photo, i'm a bit scared to put my voice on here in case you reproduce that in every other thread too. I've got a cassette somewhere of me talking when I was 5. I'll put that up, then you can animate the photo and have me talk to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 that's one posh geordie http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v9GhVI9SLP that's one posh geordie http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v9GhVI9SLP You sound like a male version of a doilum I know....my sister. You do as well, she speaks identically to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Share Posted May 23, 2012 Given how fucking excited you were by my photo, i'm a bit scared to put my voice on here in case you reproduce that in every other thread too. I've got a cassette somewhere of me talking when I was 5. I'll put that up, then you can animate the photo and have me talk to you. Oh No, you've planted the seed now #heads to google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5907 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Calling yourself cultured in another thread too. Mary had a little lamb is a children's nursery rhyme just to be pedantic but,the joke works better when the poetry plays on the accent and is a recognised piece of poetry. It was getting the joke wrong I was laughing at, don't let your inadequate feelings get in the way. Inadequate? From the bloke who is scared to share his feminine tones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I love how this has become a measure of manliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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