Brock Manson 0 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 What's the strangest thing you've found? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6098 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 It was a thinly disguised dig at myself and CT. Because I like putting things up my bottom obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I don't work in South Tyneside, but I'm amused to hear that you know that It happens occasionally, but sometimes we'll have a run of a few in a short space of time. Suddenly people just start shoving things up there eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 What's the strangest thing you've found? Probably a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6098 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 New or jacket ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 New or jacket ? King Edward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 King Edward. jacket, roast, chipped or mashed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 actually i'm not that surprised about these revelations as the 3 most extreme sexual deviants i've known were Mackems; one was in to water sports as recipient, another was a dogger who adopted a watching brief only & the other had a fetish for slippers...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 actually i'm not that surprised about these revelations as the 3 most extreme sexual deviants i've known were Mackems; one was in to water sports as recipient, another was a dogger who adopted a watching brief only & the other had a fetish for slippers...... I don't work in South Tyneside man! Or Sunderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I don't work in South Tyneside man! Or Sunderland ah right; well anyway, the 3 biggest sexual deviants i've known were all Mackems & they particularly indulged their sordid lusts at this time of year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9270 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 She's just one of these people who's got an opinion on everything, without knowing a damned thing about anything. She bemoaned the respect Beckham gets, insisting he was a lazy footballer, who was always in the papers falling out of clubs. Yet, when we explained that's just untrue, she just ignored us and ploughed on with her rant regardless. She insisted Mancini will get the sack because "Arab's have no patience" I just want to kill her and use her bones to create a boat, her tendons as the rigging and her flayed skin as the sail. Once the vessel is sea-worthy push it off the beach and watch her hatefilled bullshit disappear over the horizon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Alright Bateman! You've got a touch of the wykikis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9270 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Alright Bateman! You've got a touch of the wykikis. No he rages, rants and rails. I plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Merry Fucking Christmas everyone! As far as arse potatos go, I prefer the Fingerling .... .... failing that, the German Butterball slips into second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I may need your help Catmag. Whilst playing Scrabble earlier today I accidentally swallowed several tiles .... As far as my ringpiece is concerned, my next shite could spell disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14145 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Now that's more like it. Daytime with his family, cracking pub lunch with more food than it would be humanly possible to consume, then the evening/night back in the same pub with friends who live in Berlin but happen to do Christmas in the same neck of the Lincolnshire woods every few years. Desperation to get away from their awful family = tasty pub session chez nous = double Juras aplenty = not even overly annoyed about the match any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Novovirus has impeded our family tours today. I've been playing nurse, but the day off has meant I get to stay in and play with my toys off Santa. Rocksmith for Xbox 360 is the best. I'm building a name for myself as a good local band already and fame beckons. Got a new blu-ray player too along with all the coen bros films, all the superman films, all the Back to the future films, inception and the Led Zep live Celebration Day gig. When I grow tired of those I have Danny Bakers book, the (relatively) new public enemy cd and lots of sweets/chocolate/biscuits to gorge on. ...and an orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27665 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 I may need your help Catmag. Whilst playing Scrabble earlier today I accidentally swallowed several tiles .... As far as my ringpiece is concerned, my next shite could spell disaster. Sherlock Holmes once correctly called out Watson for inserting fruit up his back passage in some sexual perverted manner. When Watson asked how he could've possibly deduced that, Holmes of course replied, "Lemon-entry my dear Watson, lemon-entry." Just getting the coat as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3284 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Wife refusing to buy me a didgeridoo or harmonica for the past 5 christmasses now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Tonight I'm at work so I would like the local population to not stab each other, be careful on the roads and not put anything up their bottoms they might have trouble getting back out. Thanks. Guess what I've just anaesthetised someone for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9270 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Guess what I've just anaesthetised someone for. Making unreasonable requests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Similar, but with more things in bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Vibrator. No, it wasn't turned on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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