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trouble is I can't find my pic

and without it I feel like a dick

it's the one of wor Shearer

and it couldn't be dearer

it's absence makes me quite sick

 

so if you got that damn art

in your pc or cart

simply pass it my way

it'll brigthen the day

of this grumpy old miserly fart

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dammit I won't let this die a death

there's no rules, no boss, no ref

you have freedom to talk in rhyme

without fear of closing time.

 

it's about the joy of spoke word

not a theme you'll find absurd

and yes your post count will take a bump

and catmag will aim a hefty thump

 

but fear not for it's all a game

and it's worthy of the auhors name

poems about feline habberdashin

always at the peak of wordy fashion

 

you must be impressed and smiling

bite a titter while your filing

you'll find me waxing lyrical

never cut, this cord umbilical :lol:

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If we felines have offended

Think but this and all is mended:

That you did but slumber here

While this kitty-cat did appear

And this weak and idle theme

No more yielding but a dream.

Fish-boy - do not reprehend

if you pardon, I will mend:

And as I am an honest cat

If we have a virtual spat

Now to escape the kittens tongue

We will make amends 'ere long,

Or else the cat a liar call

So, chill out, unto you all

be a nice fishy, if we be friends

And Cathy will restore amends.......

 

With heyoooge apologies to William Shakespeare!

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you're right

why fight

sleep tight

fair maiden

 

tis time

to climb

nowt rhymes

with maiden

 

a shame

my fame

to blame

for failing

 

to greet

your sleep

and keep

eyes fading

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erm nope not gonna happen

I'll rhyme until the folk start clappin

this is being resurrected

and all your lives have been affected

by this thread so undulating

despite the frequent gesticulating

of those who fail to see this pleasure

it's the best way to spend your leisure

 

:D

Edited by Geordie Fish
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you're all a bunch of swines

cos you won't join in with rymes

You're all entirely able

put your cards upon the table

 

we know that you can handle

to you I hold a candle

cos this is too fun to lose

though not as good as booze

 

see I' lose my touch

and at times I rhyme too much

but if someone were to write

and upon this line, a bite

 

I'd leave it alone

no more would you groan

as on page 1 it remains

like jimbos nasty stains

 

god that was crap

I'm shutting my trap

and clicking the link

whilst grabbing a drink

 

so ta ta one and all

I hope you're enthralled

with every word

be they sane or absurd

that has spilt from my mind

that's aliev-ed my grind

now back to revision

admidst all your derision

pshaw I say to you

and now? toodleoo

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The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

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The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

;)

 

 

 

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

37441[/snapback]

 

:lol:

 

;)

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The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

;)

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

37441[/snapback]

 

:lol:

 

;)

37447[/snapback]

 

PamAyresL.jpg

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The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

;)

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

37441[/snapback]

 

:lol:

 

;)

37447[/snapback]

 

PamAyresL.jpg

37451[/snapback]

From your part of the world isn't she? ;)

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From your part of the world isn't she? :lol:

37457[/snapback]

 

Arr! That she be....

 

She taught me everything I know ;)

37517[/snapback]

My Grandad was from Devon, Plymouth Argylle fan too ;)

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