essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Are they wanting to keep their surname more than accepting just the surname of the groom.Jessica Ennis is now Jessica Ennis-Hill.In this case it's probably down to her ego but i think it could be thought of as a snub to the groom and his surname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What happens when a double barreled marries another double barrelled in the same scenario? Mr and Mrs Bunch-Of-Fucking-Fannies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What about that egotistical cow Catherine Middleton-Saxe Coburg Gotha-Windsor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12866 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 They usually want my double-barreled yoghurt cannon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What happens when Lesbicans get married? Mrs. L. Comfortable Shoe-Bull Dyke? The world has gone to hell in a handcart.... etc.etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Your surname is Yoghurt-Cannon? Sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27449 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 A good point, Essembee, reminds me of the old tale of the Red Indian boy asking his Father about their unusual names and how they got them. The Father patiently explained that the new Parents in their tribe named their children after the first thing they saw after their babies were born, "for example, our friend and neigbour walking past, 'Eagle Soaring' was so named as that was the first thing his Father saw after his birth, likewise 'Running Bear' who is our Chief. Tell me, why do you ask, 'Two Dogs fucking'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What about those luminaries who are universally known by one name - Lulu, Brucie and Dana? This is a minefield! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27449 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What about this as a name? Will nobody think of the children??!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Dave Lee-Travis might? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20103 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Are they wanting to keep their surname more than accepting just the surname of the groom.Jessica Ennis is now Jessica Ennis-Hill.In this case it's probably down to her ego but i think it could be thought of as a snub to the groom and his surname. yes but he gets to grab on to her guns when he's hanging out the back of her. a small compromise in the scheme of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Dave Lee-Travis might? The hairy cornflake, has he been done yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Don't trust anyone with a double barrelled surname, post twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Don't trust anyone with a double barrelled surname, post twats. Post twats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13901 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Mrs Di Canio-Phillips must've been causing a stir in essembeeofsunderland's street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14860 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Is essembee just (a) Wolfy in sheeps clothing as it were? Did he appear just as the wolf disappeared?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Kevin Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3254 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 They usually want my double-barreled yoghurt cannon Double barrelled? I think you may be malformed mate, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6068 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I work with a lass with a double barrelled name and she's a right stuck up cow. She's got nowt to be stuck up about either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What happens when a double barreled marries another double barrelled in the same scenario? Mr and Mrs Bunch-Of-Fucking-Fannies? And what if their children grow up and marry other children with 4 names? And what if their children...etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9169 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What if it doesn't matter in the slightest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14135 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Then we end up with people called things like Kevin-Prince Vennegoor of Hesselink-Bart-Williams AND THEN WHERE WILL WE BE????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) changing things slightly,what are the fa rules on players being called single names which aren't their real names such as Pele and that mexican kid at Man Utd.Could Shearer have told them he want's Big Al on the back of his shirt . Edited September 10, 2013 by essembeeofsunderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14135 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 changing things slightly,what are the fa rules on players being called single names which aren't their real names such as Pele and that mexican kid at Man Utd.Could Shearer have told them he want's Big Al on the back of his shirt . Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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