Dr Gloom 19837 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 i hope it's gove. he's such an awful, slimy cunt - even our cretinous electorate would probably vote him out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: i hope it's gove. he's such an awful, slimy cunt - even our cretinous electorate would probably vote him out I honestly think you’re giving our cretins too much credit. They’d lap the odious little lickspittle up like a dog eating chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30450 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Yeah, better Sunak to put the racists off. I wish that was a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14624 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 A heavy fine is the punishment if any offence has been found to have been committed. However, the very recently sidelined press spokesperson Aleggra Stratton told the press last month that: Conservative Party funds are not being used to pay for any refurbishment of the Downing Street estate.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 42 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: A heavy fine is the punishment if any offence has been found to have been committed. However, the very recently sidelined press spokesperson Aleggra Stratton told the press last month that: Conservative Party funds are not being used to pay for any refurbishment of the Downing Street estate.” I gather she was a once-respected journalist. If you lie down with dogs, don't be surprised if you wake up with fleas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Can someone start ordering Boldon Taxis until they get CT and ask him to please explain how this is BAU? [/Renton] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Arlene Foster chased out of the DUP for not being homophobic enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Can someone start ordering Boldon Taxis until they get CT and ask him to please explain how this is BAU? [/Renton] Anyone got any jobs at their place? (Asking for a friend once he gets his redundancy when it's mothballed). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Is that your place HMHM? What a kick in the fucking bollocks. Didn’t Nestle announce record profits just recently? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Anyone got any jobs at their place? (Asking for a friend once he gets his redundancy when it's mothballed). Ah shit sorry man, didn't realise that was you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Were there rumours like mate or have they just dropped this from nowhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Dropped it from nowhere. Part of our recent pay deal was a promise to look at some kind of extra bonus for working through the pandemic. Looks like this is the unexpected Brucie's bonus we weren't expecting. Anyway, no idea what I'm going to do in the future as the well I'd draw from is getting smaller and shitter but I still can't see me going full CT just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17824 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters! Shit news. Hope something comes up for you sooner rather than later. And honestly, I've always thought you have a flare for very funny writing, maybe if you think outside the box you can career change to something more suiting your talents? My last day in my job today and my last in the NHS for 20 years as it happens. Im about to find out what it's like working in the real world. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Dropped it from nowhere. Part of our recent pay deal was a promise to look at some kind of extra bonus for working through the pandemic. Looks like this is the unexpected Brucie's bonus we weren't expecting. Anyway, no idea what I'm going to do in the future as the well I'd draw from is getting smaller and shitter but I still can't see me going full CT just yet. Ah shit, HMHM. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully it ends up being a good thing for you in the long run. I agree with Renton about your writing. Love reading your stuff - a sitcom with a Ryder-inspired main character almost writes itself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Come on @Christmas Tree . At least have the good grace to apologise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30450 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Anyone got any jobs at their place? (Asking for a friend once he gets his redundancy when it's mothballed). Really sorry to hear that, mate. Best of luck in finding something else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14624 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Nothing to see here... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Come on @Christmas Tree . At least have the good grace to apologise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Shit news, HMHM but I'm sure you'll get something your speed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I'm surprised that I'm even surprised by this shit any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14060 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Still represents a progressive majority in a normal country, though. What a shame we're us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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