Gemmill 35104 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Australia may have won the series but they killed the game, by Jonathan Liew. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Just now, Gemmill said: They're in the entertainment business, ALEXIS. Well they scored at more or less the same rate as England in the first innings anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Australia may have won the series but they killed the game, by Jonathan Liew. Not like him to spout absolute shite though, is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35104 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Word must have got out to the field that they were boring the fuck out of everyone. Good lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, Alex said: Not like him to spout absolute shite though, is it? Eggfuckingzactly. Looking forward to him turning himself in knots when his beloved ManU finally gets it's dirty oil blood money. Fucking boring cunt he is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27313 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 45 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Australia may have won the series but they killed the game, by Jonathan Liew. I haven't even watched it and I know that cunt is talking shite. Absolute throbber and he's by no means alone. You're writing about sport you fucking chin stroking egotistical wanker, you're not writing a thesis on saving the planet from impending armageddon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35104 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 I made that headline up, he's never written that article as far as I know. I used him cos he's a purist cunt. He's also the purest cunt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Tbf that’s exactly the sort of piece he’d write 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27313 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I made that headline up, he's never written that article as far as I know. I used him cos he's a purist cunt. He's also the purest cunt. Need one of those twitter warnings on your posts specifying that it could be false and unverified rhubarb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3629 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 So here's a question for you Geoffrey Boycott loving stick in the mud cricket luddites Say hypothetically England need 450 to win with four sessions left, would you rather A. Block and defend and walk away for a draw with 200 for 3 B. Go for it but lose being all out for 449 with 3 balls left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14771 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 A draw is what is required. Precisely the sane start as “Botham’s Ashes” in 1981 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35104 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Are these boring cunts gonna declare or what? 43 overs today and they've put on a hundred runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19935 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Game on! If England are willing to run four an over when the field spreads that'll suck it back in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Are these boring cunts gonna declare or what? 43 overs today and they've put on a hundred runs. It’s rather dull, attritional (but effective) tactics by England though which has stopped them scoring quickly. The only difference is that when Australia did this, the English batsmen gave their wickets away. Edited July 1, 2023 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19935 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 17 minutes ago, Alex said: It’s rather dull, attritional (but effective) tactics by England though which has stopped them scoring quickly. The only difference is that when Australia did this, the English batsmen gave their wickets away. not very entertaining, which is what they keep banging on about 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35104 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Lyon. This is absolutely pathetic from the Aussies. Running scared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Not sure about the wisdom of Lyon batting here like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35104 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Pat Cummins is a coward, pass it on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14771 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 This is a fuckin farce and it’s just cutting down the time for the Aussies to take 10 wickets 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6957 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Bowl at the fucking stumps, he can’t move FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35104 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 He should take his bat to Cummins when he gets back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Douglas Jardine would’ve loved that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14771 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 TMS heeds think we’re seeing a new brand of cricket being born mid test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30654 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Crawley is so fucking shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6957 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Crawley strikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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